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originally posted by: toolgal462
meh, elitist....most of us cannot afford sub zero fridge
originally posted by: Boadicea
...but I've learned that in a health crisis, you don't do anything for yourself. You have to let everyone else take care of your needs....
originally posted by: toolgal462
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
meh, elitist....most of us cannot afford sub zero fridge
originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: Boadicea
Just cover the whole thing in toilet paper, inside and out. Three plies thick.
WuFlu can't penetrate toilet paper.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: JinMI
It's over, bro, there's bigger things to worry about like how to let the government manage your life. Get with the virus scare program.
originally posted by: caterpillage
Only true fool proof way to avoid getting sick is to die.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Okay, I have a half full flight from Pittsburgh back to New Jersey that's about to takeoff, if the other passengers don't kill me for coughing on them I'll reply to your posts later.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
This is not a joke. This is the only, 100% foolproof method of not getting the Corona Virus. Hell, it's also a 100% foolproof method of not getting any virus, plague, disease or receive personal offence from anyone, ever. For real.
The world is out of it's mind, people applauding governments from taking away your liberty and freedoms. Now, I caution you, this method is extreme, but if you are of the government-bootlicking variety or just paranoid to all get out, this will 100% work. I know whenever members of this venerable site see anything listed as '100% proof' there is a righteous and correct healthy dose of skepticism. But I dare you to prove me wrong.
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: Trueman
What liberty and freedoms the government is taking away?
The freedom to conduct your life as you see fit.
Which government? This one only?
The only one I care about is this one since I live here.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: operation mindcrime
If only I would have I would have had this info a couple of weeks ago...Us Europeans are already beyond savior and I started digging holes in the gardens to place my loved ones in when (not if!) we die an excruciating death.
Europe has always lagged behind us in virus paranoia which is why we justifiably ended travel with your diseased nations.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: toolgal462
meh, elitist....most of us cannot afford sub zero fridge
Bummer, it's keeps my veal people at the perfect temp when frozen.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Okay, I have a half full flight from Pittsburgh back to New Jersey that's about to takeoff, if the other passengers don't kill me for coughing on them I'll reply to your posts later.