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One Hundred Percent Effective Government Approved Corona Virus Protection Instructions

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posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:28 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That box probably came from China. It likely has WuFlu all over it!

Are you mad?


TheRedneck




posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:30 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If only I would have I would have had this info a couple of weeks ago...Us Europeans are already beyond savior and I started digging holes in the gardens to place my loved ones in when (not if!) we die an excruciating death.

Last one to go gets an open grave...

Peace



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:31 AM
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I'm hiding right now in the kid ball pit at Chuckie Cheese. Kids don't get the virus and no adults allowed. Snuck in with water and Powerbars and hunkering down.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:31 AM
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originally posted by: Stupidsecrets
I'm hiding right now in the kid ball pit at Chuckie Cheese. Kids don't get the virus and no adults allowed. Snuck in with water and Powerbars and hunkering down.


haha, now that's funny



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:37 AM
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a reply to: toolgal462

I'm hiding right now in the kid ball pit at Chuckie Cheese. Kids don't get the virus and no adults allowed. Snuck in with water and Powerbars and hunkering down.



Smart, real smart




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posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:38 AM
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originally posted by: TheRedneck
Are you mad?


Totally, the panicdemic has hit me too.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:40 AM
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originally posted by: operation mindcrime
If only I would have I would have had this info a couple of weeks ago...Us Europeans are already beyond savior and I started digging holes in the gardens to place my loved ones in when (not if!) we die an excruciating death.


Europe has always lagged behind us in virus paranoia which is why we justifiably ended travel with your diseased nations.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:41 AM
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a reply to: TheRedneck

But... but... but... I was saved! SAVED I tell ya!!!

Now you've gone and shattered my delusions of safety and security.

I'm soooooooooooooooo crushed.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:42 AM
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a reply to: Boadicea

I purposefully picked an American made refrigerator. You'll be safe.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:43 AM
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originally posted by: Stupidsecrets
I'm hiding right now in the kid ball pit at Chuckie Cheese.


If you run into a creepy Mason down there it isn't me, even if it looks like me.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:44 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

But whut aboot my stonks??



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:45 AM
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hmmmm I don't know. Box clearly states made in mexico and that looks like Samsung fridge



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:45 AM
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a reply to: JinMI

It's over, bro, there's bigger things to worry about like how to let the government manage your life. Get with the virus scare program.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:46 AM
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originally posted by: toolgal462
hmmmm I don't know. Box clearly states made in mexico and that looks like Samsung fridge


Box is stock photo, fridge is a Sub-Zero, made in gold ol' virus free Wisconsin.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:46 AM
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Drastic times call for drastic measures....

www.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:47 AM
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a reply to: olaru12

Now, tell me my satire isn't relevant.



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:47 AM
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a reply to: Boadicea

Just cover the whole thing in toilet paper, inside and out. Three plies thick.

WuFlu can't penetrate toilet paper.

TheRedneck



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:47 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

meh, elitist....most of us cannot afford sub zero fridge



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:47 AM
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And so it begins.....

The vealing of America



posted on Mar, 12 2020 @ 10:47 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Boadicea

I purposefully picked an American made refrigerator. You'll be safe.


Yay!!! I'm saved again!!!

Now I'll just sit back and wait for someone to go get me that foolproof corrugated anti-Coronavirus containment system, and then I'll be all set... I'd do it myself, but I've learned that in a health crisis, you don't do anything for yourself. You have to let everyone else take care of your needs....

But you know, right?


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