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The Final Seal Has Been Broken! Waffle House Closes from Coronavirus

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posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:09 PM
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The Apocalypse is upon us.
www.fox5atlanta.com...

CANTON, Ga. - A Waffle House in Cherokee County has been closed after officials say an employee tested positive for the coronavirus.


In all seriousness, I do wonder what the CDC's thoughts on this are. FEMA unofficially uses the Waffle House Index to gauge natural disaster severity thanks to Waffle House's commitment to staying open as long as humanly possible during a disaster and getting back open as quickly as they can following one. If the CDC applies the same, then I reckon Canton, Georgia just became America's ground zero.




posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:10 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6

It's true. When the Waffle House closes, you know there real trouble!



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:11 PM
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Fringe benefit will be a reduction in food poisoning of local residents.



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:24 PM
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Wow, I wonder how their Waffles were there. If they were good, there are going to be some depressed people there that will not be able to get their WuFlu waffle fix.

Actually, Waffles and WuFlu do have some eerie similarities in letters.
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posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:28 PM
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a reply to: rickymouse

I'm just super depressed now because I won't be able to get my fix of that one flavor syrup you can't get anywhere but the waffle house. Game over man, game over. We're doomed.



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:29 PM
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Where is kid rock going to eat ?



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:30 PM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

Only God knows...



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:33 PM
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originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: burdman30ott6

Fringe benefit will be a reduction in food poisoning of local residents.



To my knowledge, there are not any Waffle House’s left here in Michigan.
But I stopped at one in Ohio once while passing through.
Absolute garbage breakfast, Stevie Wonder could have cooked a better meal.



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:34 PM
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originally posted by: BoscoMoney
a reply to: rickymouse

I'm just super depressed now because I won't be able to get my fix of that one flavor syrup you can't get anywhere but the waffle house. Game over man, game over. We're doomed.


This is GA. There's probably another Waffle house less than a mile away.



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:46 PM
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Pretty freaken funny title...




posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:47 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6

Hey there burdman... good dark humour there.

How horrible, where I used to live in the USA.. If the local Waffle House closed down it would cause many more highway deaths.

No place for all the drinkers to go after the bars close, and eat, and let the drinks "wear off" and be safe to drive.

Ha!

Pravdaseeker



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:54 PM
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originally posted by: rickymouse
Actually, Waffles and WuFlu do have some eerie similarities in letters.

Wufle Waffle?



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 04:57 PM
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Did you want to go to Waffle House?



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 05:07 PM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

"...The O to the H to the N-O
I'm all smothered and covered
in B-O..."



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 05:07 PM
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a reply to: Arnie123

Nobody WANTS to go to Waffle House, well maybe some aspire to eat out at a place like that, but most of the time, in disaster and tragedy, it's the only place open. Waffle House is often used as a "base" for many community groups.

When Waffle House is closed, it's an indication of VERY hard time.
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posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 05:08 PM
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KFC has the donut chicken so we are not on the brink of destruction my friend, not quite yet. Now if Star Burnt goes under then it will be global pandemonium./SARC


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posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 05:08 PM
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I picture Charleton Heston in front of a closed Waffle House screaming, "You fools, damn you to hell!"



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 05:19 PM
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I would just like to brag that I called this out weeks ago.

So I am officially freaked out now.

Ok..not really, but the WHI is serious snip.



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 05:42 PM
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originally posted by: RazorV66

originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: burdman30ott6

Fringe benefit will be a reduction in food poisoning of local residents.



To my knowledge, there are not any Waffle House’s left here in Michigan.
But I stopped at one in Ohio once while passing through.
Absolute garbage breakfast, Stevie Wonder could have cooked a better meal.


There used to be a really good one in Watervliet, right off I-94. It's gone now?



posted on Mar, 10 2020 @ 05:45 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: burdman30ott6

I picture Charleton Heston in front of a closed Waffle House screaming, "You fools, damn you to hell!"






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