DAY: Friday HOUR: Noon MONTH: May YEAR: 2020

Hey Team,

My name is Paul Lorence and I have been heads down searching for truth for the last 20 years after finding out the ho L yb I bl E is loaded with contradictions. This devasted my life long faith up til that time (age 27) Fast forward to now (age 47) and I am ready to put GOD to the test myself and prove once and for all this whole end of the world date setting is a complete wash. And just to have fun with it I am going to build a bunch of hype around it. So here goes.

I'll bet that noon, mayday 2020 the sun goes down at noon in the city of Minneapolis, MN but no where else in the world. How's that possible I have no idea lol. Then after getting the world's attention the twincities will spilit in two along the MIssippi River and the four angels will be released.

And just to raise the stacks I will even reveal who I think I am. I am the antichrist. Boo.

But before we laugh too hard here is some fun:

"In the labyrinth of the alphabet the truth is hidden"

Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z (Key is spelled every sixth letter backwards - whopty doo right?)

It gets better

Every other letter from Y to M is an anagram for MAGIC KEY

Bend MAGICK Key in half and YOU appears between the M and K in the alphabet, A and C and G and I.

MAG
YOU
KCI

So upon discovering this I think the Magic Key might be me. So I, Paul put it to the test and tried to solve the riddle no man can solve. Revelation 13:18

HERE IS WISDOM. LET HIM THAT HATH UNDERSTANDING COUNT THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST. FOR IT IS THE NUMBER OF A MAN AND HIS NUMBER IS
SIX HUNDRED THREESCORE AND SIX

The beast is Jesus Christ (Which every other letter in Jesus Christ beginning with E is an anagram for CURSE or CURES John 1, Deu. 30:14-15) or Word of God to make a long story short.

He is the alpha and the omega so overlap the two sixes so you end up with this:

HUNDRED
THREESCORE
AND
SIX

Now count the letters in each word casting out the nine as you do so.

HUNDRED 7
THREESCORE 10 (1+0=1)
AND 3
SIX 3

7133. Meaningless right. Well, number our alphabet A-I as 1-9 and J-R as 1-9 and S-Z 1-8 and you will find my name PAUL is 7133!!

So there you have it I guess I am the antichrist and you think not so fast there are hundreds of PAUL's in the world. Which you're right so here is yet another way to prove it using my full name:

PAULROBE R LORENCE

Numbering the alphabet you will find to the left of the R (PAULROBE) equals 36 and to the right of it (LORENCE)38 which 36+38 equals 74 and times nine it equals 666.

So then I get to thinking maybe if I would only be foolish enough to make a prediction of the end of the world that it might actually come to pass. So that's what this is all about.

And for fun here is an ester egg for listening:

Every third letter in the alphabet almost is an anagram for O'LUCIFER look:

ab C de F gh I jk L mn O pq R st U vw X yz

O'LUCIFXR (x = what I don't know)

If anyone wants more. Just ask. Until then we'll see you all May 1st when nothing will happen.

a reply to: TheOneInsideTheZero

Hmmm.... Wrong city, wrong time.

Zechariah 14:4

And His feet shall stand in that day upon the mount of Olives, Which is before Jerusalem on the east, And the mount of Olives shall cleft in the midst thereof Toward the east and toward the west, So that there shall be a very great valley; And half of the mountain shall remove toward the north, And half of it toward the south.

I think the sun has set a long time ago on Minneapolis..have fun though, no one gets out of this alive

a reply to: TheOneInsideTheZero

Every third letter in the alphabet almost is an anagram for O'LUCIFER look:

ab C de F gh I jk L mn O pq R st U vw X yz

SoOo...

A Beautiful Mind you are not.

HOWEVER.

I like my doom porn to be at the most a month out because I'm impatient for the world to end.

So S&F for that!

The closest anagram for that is FLUORIC, btw.

O' Lucifer?



Damned Irish.

Well, that does it...I’m convinced.

Lol, i love it when decade old accounts with under 10 posts suddenly show up blowing crazy town up with a nuke!

a reply to: TheOneInsideTheZero

I am ready to put GOD to the test myself and prove once and for all this whole end of the world date setting is a complete wash.

better be careful, you might not like the outcome.

Deuteronomy 6:16
"You shall not put the LORD your God to the test

I don't think using the English alphabet to claim being the antichrist works. Shouldn't it be the Hebrew or some other esoteric alphabet. Perhaps Sumerian because the bible myths are based from that culture. What language did they speak in Mess O Po tame ya? But I like the way you think outside the box.

originally posted by: olaru12
I don't think using the English alphabet to claim being the antichrist works. Shouldn't it be the Hebrew or some other esoteric alphabet. Perhaps Sumerian because the bible myths are based from that culture. What language did they speak in Mess O Po tame ya? But I like the way you think outside the box.

Now why did you wander into the thread and just splatter logic around on everyone?

This thread is NOT for logic!!!

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: olaru12
I don't think using the English alphabet to claim being the antichrist works. Shouldn't it be the Hebrew or some other esoteric alphabet. Perhaps Sumerian because the bible myths are based from that culture. What language did they speak in Mess O Po tame ya? But I like the way you think outside the box.

Now why did you wander into the thread and just splatter logic around on everyone?

This thread is NOT for logic!!!

I'm sorry, I haven't been myself lately. This flu has me all jacked up on cough syrup and gummy bears. My primary care says I can get back on my usual drugs in a week or 2.

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: olaru12
I don't think using the English alphabet to claim being the antichrist works. Shouldn't it be the Hebrew or some other esoteric alphabet. Perhaps Sumerian because the bible myths are based from that culture. What language did they speak in Mess O Po tame ya? But I like the way you think outside the box.

Now why did you wander into the thread and just splatter logic around on everyone?

This thread is NOT for logic!!!

I'm sorry, I haven't been myself lately. This flu has me all jacked up on cough syrup and gummy bears.

I hope you feel better soon.

My father has a "fix" for the flu...

A triple shot of Robitussin and a bottle of Strawberry Hill wine.

Seems to work for me, except the next morning when you don't know who you are and forget a few days prior...

Don't do that.

Just get better.

S and F for one reason, alone...

This is the best doom porn, that I have seen in awhile.

It sounds like the premise, of a Nic Cage movie... and not one of the good ones...

originally posted by: madmac5150
S and F for one reason, alone...

This is the best doom porn, that I have seen in awhile.

It sounds like the premise, of a Nic Cage movie... and not one of the good ones...

Somewhere soon somebody is going to be drinking beer out of someone else's skull.

Woot!

There was a time when replies like these would have bothered me. But I am in there with you all. What a joke all that was. All good fun.

I wish the doom porn was a little better, can't you make it just a tad more believable? Are we going to have daylight all over the world, a second sun coming from the dark side of the earth that day? Maybe Jupiter is going to fire up or something?

originally posted by: rickymouse
I wish the doom porn was a little better, can't you make it just a tad more believable? Are we going to have daylight all over the world, a second sun coming from the dark side of the earth that day? Maybe Jupiter is going to fire up or something?

Think Nic Cage movies. The whole 2012 thing, was like "Leaving Las Vegas"...

This is more like "Drive Angry", or "Sorcerer's Apprentice"...

I am seriously afraid of asking a question because the answer is not going to make anything any clearer than what I am now.
Right now I havnt a clue

Miniapplis, like in the US?

a reply to: TheOneInsideTheZero You talk a bunch but say nothing,sounds like you are giving an opinion and you know what they say about that

a reply to: TheOneInsideTheZero
Say whaaaat?

Reminds me of an episode about the Jesus Army back in the 90s. They claimed that every barcode can be made into the number 666. There were no rules, anything was good to do in order to get there, like on 'Countdown' [UK afternoon word and number based game show]. I still use this for when I'm on the toilet and have nothing to read. Makes for a quick and fun maths puzzle but nothing more.
The same for OP. I bet I can take any book and twist words and spellings with anything to get anything I want.

Plus [someone has mentioned it before but I'd like to reiterate], why on earth does this work in nowadays English? How did they know back then how we would spell or write?
English as we know it didn't even exist back then. Sigh.

It's all mildly amusing though.