While Looking at Coronavirus News in China, I Stumbled Across A Political Pot of Gold...

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: Ahabstar
a reply to: Advantage

It would make a good alternative band name. Tofu Heart and the Bitch of Lies.

With hits such as:

My Husband My Brother

Shaken or Stirred

Pass It To Read It

Island Tipping

Nothing Burger

And who can forget their first number one hit,

Impeach.

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With necessary props toward Rep. Hank Johnson-- we may
have gone that crucial extra step that my band took acci-
dentally in the mid to late 80's. I was only the bassist and
therefore an insignificant observer-- no less was I stunned.

We went BEYOND rockabilly and smack inta FARMetal.
Imagine a tenor guitar / baritone uke with nickel strings and
a Seymour Duncan Destroyer on the bridge. It was brutal, but
Island Tippin COULD be the next beer 'n' hay thang.
I wonder if Blackie still has that rewired Marshall Major??

PS My NY's resolution is to slide a thread this far into twisted
only once a month. I'm not doing too well admittedly.

Is this Portuguese? I meant Richie you know.. EDIT VVVV
Burd you ARE the Trips F&S no pathogens or power amps required!

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: operation mindcrime
a reply to: burdman30ott6

Hold up...one little problem here.

A microblogwebsite ≠ The entire Communist nation of China...

So you found an opinion on the internet in a foreign language...mehh

Peace

And with that he has accomplished more than the Democrat Iowa Caucus. Maybe he should pick their Presidential Nominee.

I'd happily take on that task and I wouldn't even feel the need to pick outside of the declared top 4 or 5 Dems already in the race. Trump can easily win over any of them.

Who would you pick?

Bernie for the comedic value of their debates. I think Comrade Sanders is very easy to rile up and, when riled, I find him to be hilarious.

Biden is sad at this point... he's starting to act and sound like a dottering old fool who is easily angered but looks and sounds so weak it's more pitiful than entertaining.

Warren would provide *some* entertainment value, but she's dry as toast so not exactly a pot of entertainment gold there.

Mayor Pete is the definition of blah. He's not going to secure the nomination anyway, but if he did the lead up to the election would be the personification of boredom.

The rest of the field would not be interesting. Steyer is a retard, Kobluchar reminds me of that one friend's mom everybody grew up knowing who was had just enough of her looks left for the young mind to wander a bit, Gabbard would be fun purely to witness Democrat heads explode trying to criticize their own party's candidate.

If I wanted an absolute bloodbath in November, I'd go with Bloomberg. I really don't think the establishment Dems have thought that one out fully. Great idea to run someone whose entire platform is built on their openly stated desire to take every firearm away from civilians and nuke the 2nd Amendment. Brilliant way to ensure your candidate is rejected with great venom and prejudice by the majority of blue collar and veteran voters in your own party. You'd have never Trumpers considering the possibility of missing deer season in 2021 because Bloomberg's first action in the White House would be an executive order outlawing all firearms and ammo sales and instantaneously punching the "TRUMP" button in the voting booth.

So yeah, I'd pick Sanders. None of these candidates stand a snowball's chance in hell right now. I've got to go for the guy who keeps me entertained and gives me the most fodder to spread around gleefully in threads and posts of mocking spite on ATS, and that's definitely Bernie the Economic Dunce.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

I must also go with Bern, Burd. He's the only guy with a mop
top more naturally screwed than the President. As a karmic
dig I personally possess the same blown out snowdrift and
it's automatically 50% credibility killer.
Kind of like a typhooned '93 geriatric Matt Damon and a whole Jar
of Dippity-Doo.
After sleeping with the top third of my head IN the cow's butt
one could be invulnerable to debate fodder just from optics

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Yang is the best in the field. But just hasnt gained a lit of traction.

a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

I like Yang. He seems to be a nice, smart, honest man... I detest his ideas of universal basic income, free health care, and his environmental policy. As you no doubt know, anything that takes more of my earnings in the form of higher taxes is a non starter right out of the gate. If Jesus Christ was running and had a plan that would increase my tax rate by 0.01%, I'd be on her mocking the Savior and refusing to even consider voting for Him.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

The one thing i like is his concept of trust people to do whats best for them. I.e. dont over regulate

Hilarious how many ppl on the right have yet to realize that NOBODY on the left likes Nancy Pelosi except for whatever idiots live in her district (rich tech bro’s). Also, even more hilarious is that y’all call the Democrats socialists. As much as conservitards and actual socialists would love for that to be true, Nancy Pelosi, along with 98% of the Democratic Party and the ENTIRETY of the Republican Party, are neoliberals. Not socialists, not communists. NEOLIBERALS. Look neoliberalism up if you don’t know what it means.

"I tear because he doesn't love me at all" was great. Sounds like a bad sub

Of course, and to note, nothing is reported in China without the say-so of the communist authorities. If they are insulting and demeaning to US politicians, then that's just part of their propaganda. Liken their president to a bear and your life will be forfeit.

originally posted by: operation mindcrime
a reply to: burdman30ott6

Hold up...one little problem here.

A microblogwebsite ≠ The entire Communist nation of China...

So you found an opinion on the internet in a foreign language...mehh

Peace

But lord knows, if you find some crazy guy who voted Republican once 20 years ago, he represents us all.

originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan
a reply to: burdman30ott6

Yang is the best in the field. But just hasnt gained a lit of traction.

Best at what?

His being in favor of the Chinese social credit system is no different the Bernie's lackeys being in favor of gulags.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Here's what I find really funny...

Even the Chinese hate tofu!!

LOL!!

A reply to: derfreebie
Is your entire post Punk slang ?

originally posted by: ThirdEyeofHorus
A reply to: derfreebie
Is your entire post Punk slang ?

Why should he be different?

originally posted by: Riffrafter

originally posted by: ThirdEyeofHorus
A reply to: derfreebie
Is your entire post Punk slang ?

Why should he be different?

Different from what ? I really just like to understand what people are saying.

originally posted by: caterpillage
Apparently the chinese are a much better judge of character than i thought.

Great judges of character, just can't make safe choices at the exotic meat market. "Give me those 2 bats with civet poo on them" .