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Woman charged with trespassing at CIA, asking for ‘Agent Penis’ arrested once again

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posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 09:37 AM
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What are they nut telling us?


My running theory is that she is a nsa plant to test and troll security, Or she is just the most hilarious crazy person I've heard of lately. She apparently even paid a visit to Obama's house. Also, very conspicuous is that her file is sealed. .




A woman who was arrested last year after trespassing and asking to speak with “Agent Penis” at CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia, is back in the news again.

Jennifer G. Hernandez, 58, was taken into custody last week after it was discovered she had violated conditions of the pretrial release implemented in the wake of her May 2019 trespassing charge, WTOP reported.

After being told to stay away from government facilities as part of her release agreement, Hernandez not only made another trip to the Central Intelligence Agency but added at least one visit to the Washington-area home of former President Barack Obama on at least one occasion, the report said.



She promised the judge that she will behave this time For realsies.


Authorities returned Hernandez’s ID and asked her to leave the property, which reportedly prompted a desperate plea by Hernandez to speak with an “Agent Penis” — part of a last-ditch attempt to be granted access.

One does not simply request an audience with Agent Penis.





edit on 2 5 2020 by dashen because: nuthouse



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 09:38 AM
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a reply to: dashen

Damn. Well, at least she knows what she's after.



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 09:41 AM
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This is probably my favorite news story of 2020 so far. Thanks for sharing.



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 09:44 AM
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A true real life troll... amazing
edit on 5-2-2020 by blueman12 because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 09:49 AM
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a reply to: dashen

Hot take:

Agent Penis is real. His clandestine scope is so secretive and sensitive, he was assigned a name to throw people off his trail.

This lady knows something.



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 09:55 AM
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I bet Captain Flatulence is pooping himself.


a reply to: CriticalStinker



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 09:58 AM
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The back story I fantasize to be true-

"CIA officer Richard Cheese, codenamed agent Penis, or agent dick spearheads Operation Screwhead.... A clandestined mission to **** adversaries, and threats to national interest. Using probing methods acquired from extra terrestrials in area 51, they are able to extract information that would make enhanced interrogation look like an edgy 80's movie rendition of good cop bad cop".


One second guys, I have more to this but some guy in a suit is knocking at my door. Must be important.... BRB.



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 09:58 AM
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you do not cum to " agent penis " - " agen penis " cums to you



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 09:59 AM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

"Special Agent Richard, they were asking for you again today!"

Cheers



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 10:06 AM
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That's my favorite pickup line:

Hi. I am Agent Penis and I want to explore Uranus.



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 10:44 AM
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That would be "what are they nut telling us"



posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 11:03 AM
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originally posted by: rickymouse
That would be "what are they nut telling us"


fixed it




posted on Feb, 5 2020 @ 12:50 PM
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They should have her looked at by Nurse Uterus.



posted on Feb, 21 2020 @ 12:46 AM
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It's possible that one day, Agent Penis will be exposed for what he really is. I think when we get down to the root of the story, it could be something that's really hard to swallow. C'mon guys, let's put our heads together on this!



posted on Feb, 21 2020 @ 12:47 AM
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I just want to know which ATSer this woman is. Come on.. 'fess up.




posted on Feb, 21 2020 @ 12:57 AM
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........ The most entertaining thread last few days.
Thanks.



posted on Feb, 21 2020 @ 01:14 AM
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originally posted by: Blueracer
That's my favorite pickup line:

Hi. I am Agent Penis and I want to explore Uranus.


Trivia Moment: South Bend mayor Bootyjeg invented that pick-up line.



posted on Feb, 21 2020 @ 01:20 AM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
The back story I fantasize to be true-

"CIA officer Richard Cheese, codenamed agent Penis, or agent dick spearheads Operation Screwhead.... A clandestined mission to **** adversaries, and threats to national interest. Using probing methods acquired from extra terrestrials in area 51, they are able to extract information that would make enhanced interrogation look like an edgy 80's movie rendition of good cop bad cop".


One second guys, I have more to this but some guy in a suit is knocking at my door. Must be important.... BRB.





bwahahahaha is about all I can manage....



posted on Feb, 21 2020 @ 05:31 AM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker


This lady knows something.


She's looking for Dick Tracy.

Cheers



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