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Asses Throughout Modern History...

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posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 04:44 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

This is the ideological asses thread, not the physical fatasses thread.




posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 04:48 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6

Okay, thanks, feel better now.

*whew*



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 05:00 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6
On topic?
LOL


Eight and counting...the Congress People who will NOT attend the State of the Union Address






posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 05:02 PM
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a reply to: loveguy

I'd be perfectly fine if all the Dems boycotted the SOTU Address. That's just me being honest. It would mean I wouldn't see Pelosi sucking her gums for 2 hours while she oogles the president's billion dollar ass.



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 05:20 PM
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Considering farmyard political metaphors, I wonder how long until the offspring of a Democrat and Republican is classified as a "mule"?

It could still happen: he liked his Maga caps, and she liked punching gay Asian journalists in the face at Antifa rallies.
But once back home everything was like fire and ice.

Even Chester, the patriotic donkey, managed to knock up a mule twice.
Yes, this was a matter of nationalistic pride in 1987 (just read the article).
apnews.com...

It could work - no politics in the home, and (chuckle) no "soy" for you big "boy".
Bring on the steaks!
The housewife has never been higher, but that's OK, a man needs to eat.
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posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 05:38 PM
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Also of note about asses and donkeys.

They will graze completely to the ground, and due to their complete digestion, the dirt they leave behind is also useless.

No seeds spread, no soil made for anything else.

Just consume.....



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 05:39 PM
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Where's Schiff,Nadler,Schumer,Biden,Hunter,Obama,Clinton ?

Cause they've definitely made this list.



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 05:41 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6

Ha ha, my laugh for the evening, thanks.



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 05:43 PM
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originally posted by: neo96
Where's Schiff,Nadler,Schumer,Biden,Hunter,Obama,Clinton ?

Cause they've definitely made this list.


Most likely deciding where the next "mass shooting" will occur.

You damn well know every time they aren't going to look good on t.v. that a shooting magically occurs.

Almost reminiscent of Obama's Tuesday drone strike target meetings.
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posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 05:50 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

I believe we might already have them.

Don't Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have kids?



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 06:14 PM
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originally posted by: Notoneofyou
a reply to: halfoldman

I believe we might already have them.

Don't Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have kids?


Most likely, that sometimes happens when two people have sex.



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 06:22 PM
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Can we nominate people outside of US?

Because I'd like to suggest Prime Minister Blackface himself. Justin Trudeau

Total ass



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 06:24 PM
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originally posted by: toolgal462
Can we nominate people outside of US?

Because I'd like to suggest Prime Minister Blackface himself. Justin Trudeau

Total ass


Aren't they all total asses though? You can please some of the people sometimes, but you can't please all of the people all the time.



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 06:29 PM
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originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: Notoneofyou
a reply to: halfoldman

I believe we might already have them.

Don't Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have kids?


Most likely, that sometimes happens when two people have sex.


I hope this is not an example of witicism...

You do realize Arnold and Maria are of opposing political parties?

Or were you making sure that I've been informed where babies come from?

Just to be clear, I have four children, I do know how they are made.



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 06:31 PM
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originally posted by: Notoneofyou

originally posted by: InTheLight

originally posted by: Notoneofyou
a reply to: halfoldman

I believe we might already have them.

Don't Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have kids?


Most likely, that sometimes happens when two people have sex.


I hope this is not an example of witicism...

You do realize Arnold and Maria are of opposing political parties?

Or were you making sure that I've been informed where babies come from?

Just to be clear, I have four children, I do know how they are made.


And, do tell, what are Arnold's and Maria's children's leaning politically?



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 06:59 PM
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I registered just to thank you for this. Just what I needed.



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 07:01 PM
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originally posted by: sammerguy
I registered just to thank you for this. Just what I needed.


For what, exactly? Did you think your comments would go phantom?
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posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 07:04 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
*Pokes head into thread to see if I made the list, saw that I didn't and walked away sadly*


Honorable mention goes to you for the other thread where you admit you enjoy the suffering of others.



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 07:06 PM
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originally posted by: toolgal462

originally posted by: DBCowboy
*Pokes head into thread to see if I made the list, saw that I didn't and walked away sadly*


Honorable mention goes to you for the other thread where you admit you enjoy the suffering of others.


He doesn't really, it is all a facade...as all else here is. Reality bites.



posted on Feb, 4 2020 @ 07:10 PM
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originally posted by: toolgal462

originally posted by: DBCowboy
*Pokes head into thread to see if I made the list, saw that I didn't and walked away sadly*


Honorable mention goes to you for the other thread where you admit you enjoy the suffering of others.


I enjoy the suffering of my enemies.




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