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posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:29 AM
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The more you take away from me

The bigger I become.

What am I?

Lags




posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:33 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
The more you take away from me

The bigger I become.

What am I?

Lags

A hole. Nothing.
Ego?

Old school riddle.



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:33 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

A Hole.



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:33 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

A hole.

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?




posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:33 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

a hole? like a physical hole not calling you names



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:34 AM
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student loan debt



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:35 AM
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"You can run but cannot walk;
You have a mouth but cannot talk;
You have a head but never weep;
You have a bed but never sleep." what is it ? bonus points for those that know what its from



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:40 AM
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originally posted by: Lysergic
student loan debt


This 👍



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:45 AM
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originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: Lagomorphe

A hole.

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?



A map?



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:50 AM
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originally posted by: RalagaNarHallas
"You can run but cannot walk;
You have a mouth but cannot talk;
You have a head but never weep;
You have a bed but never sleep." what is it ? bonus points for those that know what its from


A river or a stream.

Heres one for you : AND NO CHEATING WITH GOOGLE! :

A lady shoots her hubby

She then holds him under water for around about 10 minutes

A fair bit later both of them go out and enjoy a magnificent meal together.

How could this happen?



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 01:55 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

exactly!

were they playing with squirt guns under a waterfall? or is this like a sea horse going on a date thing?



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 02:02 AM
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originally posted by: RalagaNarHallas
a reply to: Lagomorphe

exactly!

were they playing with squirt guns under a waterfall? or is this like a sea horse going on a date thing?


Naaaaaa...

Its all about Pink gerbils in Tutus and Aardvarks in leopardskin leotards mate.

ETA : Oh, and I forgot the fishing waders full of tepid custard and the red lipstick circles around ones nipples whilst dancing in front of a mirror...

Some people here on ATS who know me will understand the above


Some might not...



Vive the "Young Ones"

Kindest respects

Lags
edit on 23-1-2020 by Lagomorphe because: Custard



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 08:25 AM
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Everyone typing 'A hole' and no one getting in trouble.
What's this site coming to?



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 08:52 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

What has 4 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, never has 5 letters



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 09:20 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Lagomorphe

What has 4 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, never has 5 letters



Ta daaaaaaaaaaa... :



What has 4 letters of the alphabet

Occasionally has 12 letters of the alphabet

Never has 5 letters of the alphabet

Do I get a banana?

Ok, here goes :

You see a boat filled with people. You look again, but this time you don’t see a single person on the boat.

Why?

Lags



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 09:22 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Because there are more people than a single person!




posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 10:38 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Because there are more people than a single person!





Nope (but near)

Try again



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 10:44 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Because there are more people than a single person!





Nope (but near)

Try again


Because they're all married.



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 10:51 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Because there are more people than a single person!





Nope (but near)

Try again


Because they're all married.


And we have a winner!

What can you hold in your right hand but not in your left?

“Coughs”



posted on Jan, 23 2020 @ 10:51 AM
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Awww Bugger!

That time of the day again
edit on 23-1-2020 by Lagomorphe because: Dbl



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