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Huge news, ISIS leader captured . Jabba the Jihadi in custody! Enormous breakthrough .

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posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 09:58 AM
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Bet uou won't see that huge dude on a deck of playing cards.
He won't fit LOLa reply to: Fallingdown




posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 09:59 AM
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a reply to: carewemust

There’s a ponderosity of evidence in that photo that says not .



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 10:10 AM
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originally posted by: bluesman462002
Bet uou won't see that huge dude on a deck of playing cards.
He won't fit LOLa reply to: Fallingdown



No problem our guys are known to improvise .




edit on 18-1-2020 by Fallingdown because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 12:05 PM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem
If they try hanging him, his head will pop off


That's something that actually happens in hangings anyway due to poor calculations of rope length. So for this fatty I'm sure it's almost a given.

Anyway, hanging isn't the best way to punish this gluttonous fool. Just lock him up, see how tortured he is just by being put on a normal diet and no goats for company.



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 01:25 PM
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originally posted by: Fallingdown
a reply to: carewemust

There’s a ponderosity of evidence in that photo that says not .


You're right. The military had to use a cooking thermometer to get an accurate temperature reading, during Jabba's intake physical. Apparently, he is now BIGGER than what that photo indicates.
edit on 1/18/2020 by carewemust because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 02:27 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Pretty much.

He's definitely a sad case.

Warrior of Allah??

Khalid ibn al-Walid, a/k/a the Sword of Allah, would have been ashamed to associate with him. Whatever else Khalid was, he was a warrior.

This asshole? Not so much.



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 02:32 PM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

USS Salt Lake City. WWII heavy cruiser.

For those who don't know.



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 02:35 PM
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a reply to: Sovaka

Not exactly inspiring, is he??

Neither was Osama, if you think about it. How many of his delusional followers actually met the portly gentleman, I wonder...? Not many, I'm thinking.



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 04:33 PM
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Now there's a guy that needs his stomach stapled.




posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 07:59 PM
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a reply to: seagull

I did I just didn’t elaborate .

It it survived 2 atomic blasts one airburst and one underwater. But then I think all of the hundred or so ships survived
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But thank ya kindly



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 08:02 PM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

"Run ghaba, run"



posted on Jan, 18 2020 @ 10:45 PM
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originally posted by: RMFX1

originally posted by: visitedbythem
If they try hanging him, his head will pop off


That's something that actually happens in hangings anyway due to poor calculations of rope length. So for this fatty I'm sure it's almost a given.

Anyway, hanging isn't the best way to punish this gluttonous fool. Just lock him up, see how tortured he is just by being put on a normal diet and no goats for company.


Just give him fresh kale to eat



posted on Jan, 19 2020 @ 12:18 AM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

Can you guess which of these ISIS members is an American spy?



posted on Jan, 19 2020 @ 12:58 AM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem

originally posted by: RMFX1

originally posted by: visitedbythem
If they try hanging him, his head will pop off


That's something that actually happens in hangings anyway due to poor calculations of rope length. So for this fatty I'm sure it's almost a given.

Anyway, hanging isn't the best way to punish this gluttonous fool. Just lock him up, see how tortured he is just by being put on a normal diet and no goats for company.


Just give him fresh kale to eat


I think that Khalid Mohammad terrorist (the captured burly guy wearing a t-shirt) looked fit and respectable when his trial finally started.



posted on Jan, 19 2020 @ 01:16 AM
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originally posted by: carewemust

Does the military have an aircraft capable of airlifting that much tonnage out Iraq, and carrying enough fuel to get him down to GITMO?


care, they're going to have to declassify the anti-gravity tech to achieve take-off.

Cheers



posted on Jan, 19 2020 @ 03:33 AM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

An enormous threat? better issue a terror threat out for members of weightwatchers.

We'll never get these fanatics, it's best that we walk away whistling and leave them to their own devices, let the west walk away and let the fanatics use his body fat to render candles for his funeral.

And by the look of him, that'll make a hell of a lot of candles.
edit on 19-1-2020 by Thecakeisalie because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 19 2020 @ 10:53 AM
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“ not going anywhere for awhile “ ?




To honor the iconic candy brand’s 90th anniversary, the brains behind Snickers decided, hey, what better way to celebrate that than with a 4,700-pound candy bar? Someone in the room then likely said, “There is no better way!” and thus the “largest Snickers bar ever created”


Sorry couldn’t come up with anything off of your lead. Lol



posted on Jan, 19 2020 @ 11:06 AM
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I say put him in a cell with a cake outside of the bars just out of reach



posted on Jan, 19 2020 @ 11:07 AM
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Then when he's hungry enough feed him a plate of bacon



posted on Jan, 19 2020 @ 05:34 PM
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Post is such a try hard at weight puns it's cringy.


"Huge" News?

"Enormous" breakthrough?

Here's the "skinny" ?

"Fitness" protection program?

SMH. What are you? twelve?
edit on 19-1-2020 by jidnum because: (no reason given)



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