Huge news, ISIS leader captured . Jabba the Jihadi in custody! Enormous breakthrough .

Bet uou won't see that huge dude on a deck of playing cards.
He won't fit LOLa reply to: Fallingdown

a reply to: carewemust

There’s a ponderosity of evidence in that photo that says not .

originally posted by: bluesman462002
Bet uou won't see that huge dude on a deck of playing cards.
He won't fit LOLa reply to: Fallingdown

No problem our guys are known to improvise .

originally posted by: visitedbythem
If they try hanging him, his head will pop off

That's something that actually happens in hangings anyway due to poor calculations of rope length. So for this fatty I'm sure it's almost a given.

Anyway, hanging isn't the best way to punish this gluttonous fool. Just lock him up, see how tortured he is just by being put on a normal diet and no goats for company.

originally posted by: Fallingdown
a reply to: carewemust

There’s a ponderosity of evidence in that photo that says not .

You're right. The military had to use a cooking thermometer to get an accurate temperature reading, during Jabba's intake physical. Apparently, he is now BIGGER than what that photo indicates.

a reply to: ketsuko

Pretty much.

He's definitely a sad case.

Warrior of Allah??

Khalid ibn al-Walid, a/k/a the Sword of Allah, would have been ashamed to associate with him. Whatever else Khalid was, he was a warrior.

This asshole? Not so much.

a reply to: Fallingdown

USS Salt Lake City. WWII heavy cruiser.

For those who don't know.

a reply to: Sovaka

Not exactly inspiring, is he??

Neither was Osama, if you think about it. How many of his delusional followers actually met the portly gentleman, I wonder...? Not many, I'm thinking.

Now there's a guy that needs his stomach stapled.

a reply to: seagull

I did I just didn’t elaborate .

It it survived 2 atomic blasts one airburst and one underwater. But then I think all of the hundred or so ships survived
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But thank ya kindly

a reply to: Fallingdown

"Run ghaba, run"

originally posted by: RMFX1

originally posted by: visitedbythem
If they try hanging him, his head will pop off

That's something that actually happens in hangings anyway due to poor calculations of rope length. So for this fatty I'm sure it's almost a given.

Anyway, hanging isn't the best way to punish this gluttonous fool. Just lock him up, see how tortured he is just by being put on a normal diet and no goats for company.

Just give him fresh kale to eat

a reply to: Fallingdown

Can you guess which of these ISIS members is an American spy?

originally posted by: visitedbythem

originally posted by: RMFX1

originally posted by: visitedbythem
If they try hanging him, his head will pop off

That's something that actually happens in hangings anyway due to poor calculations of rope length. So for this fatty I'm sure it's almost a given.

Anyway, hanging isn't the best way to punish this gluttonous fool. Just lock him up, see how tortured he is just by being put on a normal diet and no goats for company.

Just give him fresh kale to eat

I think that Khalid Mohammad terrorist (the captured burly guy wearing a t-shirt) looked fit and respectable when his trial finally started.

originally posted by: carewemust

Does the military have an aircraft capable of airlifting that much tonnage out Iraq, and carrying enough fuel to get him down to GITMO?

care, they're going to have to declassify the anti-gravity tech to achieve take-off.

Cheers

a reply to: Fallingdown

An enormous threat? better issue a terror threat out for members of weightwatchers.

We'll never get these fanatics, it's best that we walk away whistling and leave them to their own devices, let the west walk away and let the fanatics use his body fat to render candles for his funeral.

And by the look of him, that'll make a hell of a lot of candles.

a reply to: Thecakeisalie

“ not going anywhere for awhile “ ?

To honor the iconic candy brand’s 90th anniversary, the brains behind Snickers decided, hey, what better way to celebrate that than with a 4,700-pound candy bar? Someone in the room then likely said, “There is no better way!” and thus the “largest Snickers bar ever created”

Sorry couldn’t come up with anything off of your lead. Lol

I say put him in a cell with a cake outside of the bars just out of reach

Then when he's hungry enough feed him a plate of bacon

Post is such a try hard at weight puns it's cringy.


"Huge" News?

"Enormous" breakthrough?

Here's the "skinny" ?

"Fitness" protection program?

SMH. What are you? twelve?