Huge news, ISIS leader captured . Jabba the Jihadi in custody! Enormous breakthrough .

I get the feeling Mecca made a pilgrimage to him.

Oh...I thought I had to eat 72 virgins.

Peace

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Old Swayback was a cruiser. I’m pretty sure the plane became a submarine .

His prayer rug is wall-to-wall carpet!

originally posted by: operation mindcrime
Oh...I thought I had to eat 72 virgins.

Peace

The PLO's newest leader, Yassir Heisfat.

a reply to: IAMTAT

His flying carpet is an excavator.

His left hand is a bio weapon .

Bet he prays to MoHamAndCheese.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: IAMTAT

His flying carpet is an excavator.

Does the military have an aircraft capable of airlifting that much tonnage out Iraq, and carrying enough fuel to get him down to GITMO?

originally posted by: ketsuko
I get the feeling Mecca made a pilgrimage to him.

Well..."If Mohammad can't come to the mountain..."

a reply to: visitedbythem

stick a pin him he will pop

a reply to: carewemust

We were able to fly pallets containing $1.9 billion to Tehran a few years ago, that's gotta weigh at least as much as Moremoobs Ghadafi here.

a reply to: Fallingdown

gas bomb do not puncture

He's SO FAT...

He's his own Califat!

The madrassa he attended as a child has stretch marks.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Goddammit! I was trying to go down that path and the best I could get was a clumsy combination of cholesterol and caliphate... the answer was so simple and you ran it in for the score.

a reply to: DBCowboy

originally posted by: odzeandennz
This is bigger news than the 3rd time trump said he completely eradicated ISIS.

This is huge, bigly

We did completely eradicate ISIS. This guy is a new threat, ASSASS.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: carewemust

We were able to fly pallets containing $1.9 billion to Tehran a few years ago, that's gotta weigh at least as much as Moremoobs Ghadafi here.

Good point. I also remember reading that Obama assigned 10 soldiers to ride along, and guard the cash with their lives.

Honestly tho...

Who's actually buying that he was a leader of anything?
There is ZERO chance this guy could rally anyone to take up arms for him and follow him into battle.

No this isn't a joke or jab...
I honestly do not think this person is who they say he is.