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Huge news, ISIS leader captured . Jabba the Jihadi in custody! Enormous breakthrough .

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posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 05:58 PM
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I get the feeling Mecca made a pilgrimage to him.




posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 05:59 PM
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Oh...I thought I had to eat 72 virgins.

Peace



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:01 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6

Old Swayback was a cruiser. I’m pretty sure the plane became a submarine .



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:03 PM
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His prayer rug is wall-to-wall carpet!



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:04 PM
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originally posted by: operation mindcrime
Oh...I thought I had to eat 72 virgins.

Peace


The PLO's newest leader, Yassir Heisfat.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:05 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

His flying carpet is an excavator.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:10 PM
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His left hand is a bio weapon .



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:10 PM
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Bet he prays to MoHamAndCheese.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:12 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: IAMTAT

His flying carpet is an excavator.

Does the military have an aircraft capable of airlifting that much tonnage out Iraq, and carrying enough fuel to get him down to GITMO?



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:15 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
I get the feeling Mecca made a pilgrimage to him.


Well..."If Mohammad can't come to the mountain..."



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:19 PM
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a reply to: visitedbythem

stick a pin him he will pop



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:19 PM
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a reply to: carewemust

We were able to fly pallets containing $1.9 billion to Tehran a few years ago, that's gotta weigh at least as much as Moremoobs Ghadafi here.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:20 PM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

gas bomb do not puncture



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:21 PM
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He's SO FAT...

He's his own Califat!



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:22 PM
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The madrassa he attended as a child has stretch marks.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:23 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Goddammit! I was trying to go down that path and the best I could get was a clumsy combination of cholesterol and caliphate... the answer was so simple and you ran it in for the score.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:24 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:25 PM
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originally posted by: odzeandennz
This is bigger news than the 3rd time trump said he completely eradicated ISIS.

This is huge, bigly


We did completely eradicate ISIS. This guy is a new threat, ASSASS.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:27 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: carewemust

We were able to fly pallets containing $1.9 billion to Tehran a few years ago, that's gotta weigh at least as much as Moremoobs Ghadafi here.


Good point. I also remember reading that Obama assigned 10 soldiers to ride along, and guard the cash with their lives.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 06:28 PM
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Honestly tho...

Who's actually buying that he was a leader of anything?
There is ZERO chance this guy could rally anyone to take up arms for him and follow him into battle.

No this isn't a joke or jab...
I honestly do not think this person is who they say he is.



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