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Huge news, ISIS leader captured . Jabba the Jihadi in custody! Enormous breakthrough .

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posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:22 PM
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Here’s the skinny

ISIS leader Jihadi The Hut hamstringed in Mosul.

The man almost as big as the Islamic state (literally) has been corralled in Iraq.


Hate preacher Abu Abdul Bari had to be loaded onto a flatbed truck after he was nabbed in his Mosul bolthole by Iraqi security forces.


^^^That will make a dyslexic’s skin crawl. 🤢

Fox

Authorities say they would’ve never caught him if he was in a fitness protection program.

The article said it has launched a cascade of Internet memes .

Sexual “appetite” and a love triangle led to his arrest.



( that’s all I got so far )

Now it’s time to play .

Caption the The homicidal maniac .


This sounded like a good idea when I started . Not so sure now but what the hell .🤔
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posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:27 PM
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He tried to blend in with the crowd...... Unfortunately he killed them by leaning against them.


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posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:27 PM
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I had to do the math... 40 stone is 560 pounds.
I bet he smelled.
Poor bastards that had to load him onto that truck.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:30 PM
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If they try hanging him, his head will pop off



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:31 PM
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a reply to: pavil

Not suicide bomber material.

He blew up waaaay beforehand .



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:32 PM
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Give him to US and send him to Guantanamo and give him a free fitness program and ask him where to find his friends.
After that feed him to a volcano



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:39 PM
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If they try hanging him, his head will pop off


I debated using this picture.

But I decided that animal is no different then this animal .


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posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:44 PM
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I hear he liked to have infidels fed to the Rancor.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:49 PM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem
If they try hanging him, his head will pop off


Not really seeing a down side to it.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:52 PM
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Fat chance he lives long



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:55 PM
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a reply to: visitedbythem

Just doing the prison intake exam on that guy would take a half an hour. Lots of places to hide weapons and drugs.



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 02:56 PM
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let's see visual proof he kneeled down 5 times each day to Pray-to-Allah, as his religion/ideology requires him to do

2nd sentence would be a waste of time... OOPs I wasted some time again



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 03:01 PM
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originally posted by: Fallingdown
a reply to: visitedbythem


If they try hanging him, his head will pop off


I debated using this picture.

But I decided that animal is no different then this animal .



When that "animal" was alive there were no Jabba the Jihadis and the ME was a better place than today.
Say what you want about Saddam but he had those planet of the apes guys in check.
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posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 03:02 PM
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What is it with these big guys?

www.thegatewaypundit.com... n-its-attempted-coup-of-the-president-wow/



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 03:09 PM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

Jeffrey Tambor really let himself go..



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 03:09 PM
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originally posted by: butcherguy
I had to do the math... 40 stone is 560 pounds.
I bet he smelled.
Poor bastards that had to load him onto that truck.


My 600lb life ISIS style. The thing is that he was a central figure in their human trafficking, so picture him and slave Leia ... yeah, sort of like that only with captured Yazidi and Christian women.










posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 03:11 PM
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posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 03:11 PM
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OP link leads to the Sun's website, not Fox, just so folks know (some of us aren't keen on giving them tabloid sites any clicks to tally up)

HOWEVER. A quick search engine run shows it's being reported by other sites, so I'm assuming it's not bogus (could be wrong, if they all source the Sun's article, I didn't check)

For now, I'll assume it's true. And in that case, man, do I feel bad for the poor saps that had to wrangle his wide-load on the truck in a hot desert. Ugh



posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 03:14 PM
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a reply to: Nyiah

Sometimes a real story is sensational enough all on its own.




posted on Jan, 17 2020 @ 03:18 PM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

My sources inside the Pentagon tell me that this is the guy who caught him. . .





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