So, please keep in mind this was a REAL dream I had about a month ago.
In the dream, I am out driving around with a couple of (actual) co-workers. These are people I often go out to lunch with, and usually I drive. So,
that in itself was familiar.
In the dream, we were driving through some upper-middle-class east-coast style neighborhood. The type of area where the houses all have long
well-maintained front-yards with long drive-ways.
Each house was slightly up-hill from the street, with either a slope at the front-end of each yard, or a small terraced brick retaining-wall type of
arrangement - most with flower-beds in those terraces.
For whatever reason, I pull over my vehicle and park it.
I'm not sure if it broke-down or ran out of fuel. But, for whatever reason we can't drive it any further.
Apparently, I am familiar with this area, and know that just a few blocks away is the start of a commercial area - with a McDonald's and other
We start walking in that direction, in order to find a pay-phone to call for assistance with my vehicle. I am not sure why we are not using
cell-phones or don't have them (or if this dream is set in the past before cell-phones were not a common thing). At this time, I also feel that I
really need to relieve myself urgently.
Anyway, during this walk through this very nice neighborhood, I suddenly find that I can no longer hold back my bowels. So, at the front one of these
very nice houses, I step into one of those terraced flower-beds, pull-down my pants, squat-down and take a MASSIVE dump right there.
What strikes me as very odd at this point (beyond the obvious already), is that while I am extruding out my waste, is that it is coming out like
soft-serve ice-cream from machine. I am moving my backside around in a circle while releasing it, causing it to pile-up in spiral/conical shape -
again, much like how soft-serve ice-cream looks.
When I am done, I pull up my pants and turn around to check-out the results of my efforts.
Both my colleagues and I area in TOTAL AWE of the absolute perfect conical nature of this pile, and how HUGE it is. It is at least a foot across at
the base, and at least eight inch tall and has formed a perfect conical shape.
For reasons I also don't understand (like everything else in this dream), I start making that "framing a picture with your fingers" gesture, thinking
about how PERFECT this dump truly is.
Then, without thinking about it, I bring my thumbs together and tilt my fingers toward each other to form that Illuminati triangle gesture.
Then, I am hit with the realization that THIS is what the whole Illuminati-conspiracy theory thing is REALLY about - it's just a pile of
KEEP IN MIND, THIS WAS A REAL DREAM!
edit on 2019-12-27 by EnhancedInterrogator because: (no reason given)