II have NEVER!!!

Do you have a big freezer in your basement?

Or even better, do you have a VERY deep well at the bottom of your BIG garden?

Lags

Menopause...my wife has it a jeeeezus christ she can be evil. She gets mad at me but i always know its about something else.

a reply to: Onlyyouknow

Oh please - if someone wants to advertise to the world certain behavior and not disclose the relationship to him exactly then why should i or anyone else walk on eggshells?????

And if i insulted anyone with my truthful breakdown then so what, they need to have a long hard look at their situation - furthermore if someone doesn't want any negitive diagnosis on a public site then they should keep their personal quarreling with loved ones to THEMSELVES or maybe the plan was to get responses like mine - sit her down and force her to read what others think of that kind of behavior in a attempt to get her of her high horse.

If she was my missus she be spoken to real quick and if that failed shown the door as clearly -
SHE HAS NO LOVE TO EXPRESS.

Now grow up.

a reply to: galadofwarthethird

Indeed if shes his wife it only makes it all the more offensive.

a reply to: ignorant_ape

Hint ! - "Prolific" you reckon - better get out your calculator and try again to the point of your post.

Ignorant_ape - look it up, you certainly got the right name - DON'T YOU? ?????? ???? ?????

Hint ! -Take the blinkers of you have tunnel vision probably born out of fear/paranoia.

And obviously it's you who cares (duhhhh).

Get a grip.

And

Im only calling her out, people here are suggesting far worse and permanent disposal down deep wells etc, so aren't you barking up the wrong tree or is this personal?

originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Have you considered killing her?

I remember seeing a meme years ago, it had a guy railing on and on about how much he loved this woman, and she was just not returning his love, after a few paragraphs of drivel, the first post in response read
"try hitting her"

Then the caption read, "this is what you get when asking for relationship advice on an anonymous forum."

It make me smile.

originally posted by: CthruU
a reply to: ignorant_ape

Hint ! - "Prolific" you reckon - better get out your calculator and try again to the point of your post.

Ignorant_ape - look it up, you certainly got the right name - DON'T YOU? ?????? ???? ?????

Hint ! -Take the blinkers of you have tunnel vision probably born out of fear/paranoia.

And obviously it's you who cares (duhhhh).

Get a grip.

And

Im only calling her out, people here are suggesting far worse and permanent disposal down deep wells etc, so aren't you barking up the wrong tree or is this personal?

Well... guess who doesn’t have a sense of humour!

You are taking this thread far too seriously old chap.

Have a great day.

Lags

Dbl post 😳

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

And I thought it was just me n my wife! Gemini she is. The twins. I never know which one I'm talking to...

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
I would fire her.
I mean, she doesn't even know how many cabinets there are, yet she is in control over decisions about them?
If you keep her around, you should keep her job small, like knowing how many floors are in the house. But don't let her make major decisions like whether the toilet paper goes over or under. For God's sake, don't let her decide about the percentage of milkfat in the milk that you buy.

Pro tip:
Show her what I posted, then she can be angry at me.

originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Have you considered killing her?

tsk tsk! An ATS mind would at least consider an accident first.

Sounds like you two have a case of cabin fever. My I suggest a few days on a nice sandy beach in the sun? Warm water and cold boat drinks, with your favorite tunes playing in the background.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Sounds like someone fell into the toilet with an uncapped toothpaste tube.

My advice to the op...
Flowers,candy,dinner,booze and then sex.These should
take care of any future problems with your wife.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

two words....."Yes dear". learn them.

And never forget, you can be right, or you can be happy. Pick one.

a reply to: network dude

Ahhh,I did forget to mention these as well since you
brought up one of them,"Yes dear".
Op, look into a mirror and practice the following words
of wisdom from Mama...
Yes dear,no dear,I'm sorry,you were right,I was wrong,will
you forgive me? You get the drift even if you're right just
play along nicely with your wife.Whatever is bothering her
will pass.
Now,does your wife know that you post your dirty laundry
online? If the answer is no,I suggest NEVER letting her read
what you post here.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Nothing like a good 'horizontal refreshment' to patch things up FCD.

Kind regards,

Bally

My ex-wife was like that towards the end of the marriage. Hence, why I divorced her. Nothing I did was ever good enough, and I was always wrong no matter what. She would complain about everything and upset that she had no friends. So I told her to quit watching your novellas and Facebooking all day and go hang out with your coworkers and make new friends.

Nope. Then she decided she wanted to go out drinking with the boys and still come home complaining. So I told her to grab her stuff and find a boyfriend and divorced her.

Jeez. I don't know how some guys put up with that kind of stuff their whole life.

To the OP I don't know what your relationship to the woman is, but good luck.

Holy COW...some people got so bent on this thread! It was just a rant, for heaven's sake!!!!

Isn't that what 'rants' are all about???? Just venting????

I was frustrated; the girl was frustrated too (FORGET who she was for cripes sakes!!).

Guys, I was just venting..."ranting"....okay?????

Holy MACKEREL!!!

It's not a divorce, I named no names...hell, I didn't even name a relation! IT'S JUST A RANT!!!

I was frustrated, and I had no where else to say it. Just posting it felt good.

Is it the end of the World???? NO!!! NO, it's NOT!

Some of you need to just CHILL!!

I was just frustrated...is that okay???

My story was true, I didn't leave anyone in the parking lot (though I thought about it)...I didn't trash any cabinets. Everything worked out okay.

Jeezus...I was just frustrated...and didn't have anywhere else to express it.

OKAY????

P.S. I'm not going to "kill" anyone (although I think much of that was in jest). No deep wells.

Live is good...I was just frustrated...OKAY???? Do you understand???

People get frustrated sometime...and they don't have anyone to express that frustration to.

**FLAME ON**

FCD

I DEMAND PICS~!

no picts tho