What would the Ghost of Christmas Present say to you?

Simple and topical question:

If the Ghost of Christmas Present were to visit you, what would it say?

a reply to: AaarghZombies

Get your azz off of ATS and the computer and go be with family and friends, spread some peace and goodwill and change what you can.

originally posted by: AaarghZombies
Simple and topical question:

If the Ghost of Christmas Present were to visit you, what would it say?

"Calm down, nothing is so important, to allow yourself to become unhinged over it."

a reply to: AaarghZombies


Stay the Course ....

a reply to: AaarghZombies

Don't know what he'd say but I'd like him to say "it was all a dream , it's still 1999".

originally posted by: gortex
a reply to: AaarghZombies

Don't know what he'd say but I'd like him to say "it was all a dream , it's still 1999".

Oh lord, if that happened Id have to live through my 1st marriage again! Nooooooooooo

a reply to: BlueJacket

Sorry mate but I think you should take one for the team.

Maybe he would give some guidance and pointers. I really have no idea. What if he were a she ghost instead?
I don't suppose it would change anything he or she might say?
How am I supposed to know what a ghost would say anyhow, I can't read ghosts minds?

If the Ghost of Christmas Present were to visit you, what would it say?

Epstein didn't kill himself.

a reply to: AaarghZombies

He'd probably say, "Good job, digging your head out, and starting over when you knew it was time to do so five years ago...better late than never."

Or words to that effect.

a reply to: BlueJacket

On the positive side, I'd be 35, again...

originally posted by: seagull
a reply to: BlueJacket

On the positive side, I'd be 35, again...

Hmmm, yeah, 32 here...maybe I could suck it up...

Wash your balls man, it’s Christmas.

oh... you have a day off?

"Why t f are you naked???"

a reply to: gortex

Que Prince song.

This was a test run, press restart!

Christmas present would tell me what a crappy horrible a-hole I am being dressing up the dogs in "holiday attire" when they clearly are humiliated and no one else thinks its as funny as I do.