Post your best knock knock joke..........

Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

The interrupting doctor.

The interr...

YOU HAVE CANCER!

m.youtube.com...

I love these from Ricky in Trailer Park Boys!

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Well then I am going to have to get creative and give a good one then.

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Rocky.

Rocky Who?

Rocky Balboa. Eye of the tiger baby.

Knock, Knock.
Who's There ?
Owl's
Owl's who ?
....Yes they do !

Knock, Knock.
Who's There ?
Your panther.
Your panther who ?
Your panther falling down.

Knock Knock.

Who's there.

I C.

I C who?

I C dead people.

Knock Knock
Whos there
You who
You who who...?
I wanna walk like you…talk like you...shooby dooby doo…

- JC

originally posted by: Joecroft
Knock Knock
Whos there
You who
You who who...?
I wanna walk like you…talk like you...shooby dooby doo…

- JC

That one is EXCELLENT!

Knock knock
Whos there
Wantcha!
Wantcha who?

Music - Wantcha let me be your Teddy Bear put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere oh let me be
Your Teddy Bear

originally posted by: Nyiah

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
These jokes are so bad that as an EU citizen I felt compelled enough to stand up, say no, and explode some things while no one was looking.

Just wait until they start with the Dad Jokes. It's possible to have a more groan-inducing joke than a knock-knock joke

OK. Now they started with the Dad jokes. Wowser!

a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don't cry about it!

knock knock...

who's there?

europe.


why havent i got better thing to do than this?

a reply to: Rikku

It isn't because European!

Eh? Eh?

(shows himself out of the thread)

a reply to: PandaPrincess

Silly stuff but just made this one up:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Terry!

Terry who?

Terry bad day out here.

Knock knock
Whos there?
Giva F÷#k.
Giva F÷#k who?
Exactly.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

.......

originally posted by: Rikku
knock knock...

who's there?

europe.


why havent i got better thing to do than this?

Knock knock...

Who’s there?

Chip...

Massive big one on your shoulder methinks!

originally posted by: Coagula
Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

.......

OoOooooo...

A knock knocker with Alzheimer’s...

Knock knock...

Who’s there?

Howie.

Howie who?

Howie going to hide this dead body...?

Over to you Augustus... 😉

Erm... please don’t mention the pig masks, rusty ball hammers and the 3 blokes that never went to the Nevada desert in the van that I never lent you please.

“Coughs”

“Darned throat infection....”