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Post your best knock knock joke..........

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posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 07:15 AM
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Mine

Knock Knock

Whos there

Lettuce..

Lettuce who?

Come on... let us in




posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 07:47 AM
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a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 07:48 AM
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a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock knock

Who's there

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock


Who's there

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 07:50 AM
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a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell Mop.



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 07:58 AM
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Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
sure
OK, you start..



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 08:03 AM
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This one's best done while eating a meal or snack. You'll see why.


Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Ah-choo.

Ah-choo who?

Ah-choo my food well, wanna see?


Cue the grossed out "Ewwww" remarks from the kids. Or, if the ones you're around are grosser than mine, maybe "Cool!"



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 08:41 AM
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a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Do You Want 2 Cd's?

Do You Want 2 Cd's Who?

Do You Want 2 C Deez Nutz!



My nieces love this one.



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 08:52 AM
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originally posted by: acackohfcc
Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
sure
OK, you start..


No you start!



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 09:01 AM
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These jokes are so bad that as an EU citizen I felt compelled enough to stand up, say no, and explode some things while no one was looking.



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 09:13 AM
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originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
These jokes are so bad that as an EU citizen I felt compelled enough to stand up, say no, and explode some things while no one was looking.


Just wait until they start with the Dad Jokes. It's possible to have a more groan-inducing joke than a knock-knock joke



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 09:59 AM
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.




posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 10:26 AM
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Knock knock

Who’s there ?

Asshole

Asshole who ?

Open the door and find out
edit on 22-12-2019 by Fallingdown because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 10:30 AM
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originally posted by: ColeYounger
a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!





yours is the best
the others are quite frankly shocking



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 10:42 AM
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originally posted by: acackohfcc
Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
sure
OK, you start..


Knock knock



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 10:44 AM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 10:47 AM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 11:03 AM
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Salsa.
Salsa who?
Salsa want is you!

[My wife JUST made that one up...]



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 11:05 AM
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kith and Kin.
Kith and Kin who?
If you're Kin, let's Kith!



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 11:13 AM
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Knock “splat”

Who’s there?

A leper...



posted on Dec, 22 2019 @ 11:25 AM
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a reply to: PandaPrincess

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

The interrupting cow

The interrup

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Terrible I know




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