I just noticed on the side, under recent posts, there’s a thread:
"(submission) (news) WORLD MAY BLOW APART !?!?!?!?!?!!"
When I clicked on it, I discovered it had been moved to the moderators trash bin. So for comedy value, can you please paste this post here so I can
read it? PRETTY PLEASE??

It sounds so god damn funny...
…wait...
…it got deleted... Is this something you mods don’t want us to hear about? I smell a CONSIPRACY...