Perineum Sunning

When will the insanity stop.

So , the latest fad is to sun tan your back side.

Why, do you ask?

Josh Brolin says don't try this at home, if that is any indication.

Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain.

www.funnyordie.com... YJRZFXCXKSZq-M8ufLwy2cmA6iLRlCLp4PfVz5V3CSKw

Don't let the sunshine where it's not suppose too, just saying.

Don't buttchug. LOL !

a reply to: Groot

lol gesus… again with the lack of common sense in this world...

lets all tan our junk...

Darwin.....finds a way.

a reply to: Groot

I thought for sure your title was a misspelling. Nope, I was wrong. I can't believe someone would even consider this as a good idea. What is the benefit- a tanned nether regions? Who does that benefit? LOL- just when I thought I have heard everything.

And when they all get butthole cancer? Oh the horror ... I wonder what color that will be to wear?

a reply to: Groot

This is Trump's America!

My link has the same butt sunning picture, but it has one other tidbit yours missed, OP.

Last month, Instagram influencer Ra of Earth became famous after he shared a video of three naked men giving their butts a sunbath. "In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on," the Internet phenomenon said in the video.

They started from some random Instagram dude named Ra of Earth ... with a name that it's gotta be solid advice, amirite?

This is why ... shut up and act, dude.

How naive you all are. Have you ever(I bet you have) seen these porn videos(i haven't cos I don't know what's in them) where all the participants do not, I repeat, do not have ANY white bits. Men and Women. Whoops, how sexist of me. I mean LGBTE or whatever the letters are.
On a side note, I tried a sun bed (well of course naked) and burnt the end of my manhood (sorry I couldn't find a gender neutral word for my kn## end) and it was painful for weeks.

Sunburned weiners are no fun either.

I've heard about sunbaths in the army, when there is no water.
But this usually involved taking your uniform off for 15 minutes.

But this ...

No wonder the Sun-God refuses to speak to us these days, and the planet keeps getting warmer!

I just wonder, can the sun damage your retina from the other side (the back rather than the front)?

Surely Josh is joking. He cannot be that stupid. And how long would you have to expose your anus to the sun before burning your butthole? He's got to be joking.

How quaint to call it a "perineum" these days.

Can one burn a hole?
Well, "a-hole-a oe".

Reminds me of a song from my cruder youth, for some reason: