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When God Tells A Joke He Has To Use The Language Of Numbers

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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 11:56 AM
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God just told me a great joke. I hope I don't mess this up. Ok.

What did the 0 say to the 8?




posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 12:29 PM
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Explanation of ideas is tricky There are some rules of it...if someone wants you to explain in your frame of reference, it's not true complete all possibilities included in the choices


originally posted by: Itisnowagain
a reply to: MissSmartypants
Existence is non conceptual...... it is what is.
What is cannot be be captured by any symbol.

Are you a symbol, a number, a word?

Have idols been made?


Perception, we can perceive that God has been busy creating magically....society and how it rumbles the days away in a protocol....the food supply chain does well to make life fun where everybody gets a pink brick house. And the cattle in the pastures like it that the Bermuda grows back for them....the humans seem to admire the aroma of a rose and they spot the purple mountain on the Front Range in Colorady....and it sends their wonder afar while they contemplate who is responsible for Pikes Peak. Yeah, stuff like that....we perceive....Paul mentions this. In Scripture.

He was very careful how he worded evidence of creation....
edit on 23-11-2019 by GBP/JPY because: IN THE FINE TEXAS TRADITION

edit on 23-11-2019 by GBP/JPY because: IN THE FINE TEXAS TRADITION



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 02:45 PM
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Teacher: Let x equal the number of sheep.
Pupil: But teacher, what if x is not the number of sheep?



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 03:09 PM
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a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses


42?



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 03:41 PM
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a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses
Sex is the jealous number because 7 ate 9.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 03:57 PM
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a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses

Hmph! (Stomps little foot and walks away in a huff)



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:02 PM
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Math can't tell jokes. Math is an abstract expression of a literal concept, jokes are a literal expression of an abstract concept. Like how irony rarely involves actual iron.

I should say math can't tell good jokes.
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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:03 PM
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originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Okay! I saaawvy!

I guess we just didn't know what else to do!

Can I come out now?

No! And that goes for the rest of you, too. What naughty little ATSers!



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:03 PM
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a reply to: TzarChasm

Math cannot tell jokes, but math jokes can be told.
en.wikipedia.org...



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:06 PM
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originally posted by: TzarChasm
Math can't tell jokes. Math is an abstract expression of a literal concept, jokes are a literal expression of an abstract concept. Like how irony rarely involves actual iron.
There you go! See everyone... this is what a halfway decent reply looks like. Especially the part about iron/irony.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:07 PM
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originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: TzarChasm
Math can't tell jokes. Math is an abstract expression of a literal concept, jokes are a literal expression of an abstract concept. Like how irony rarely involves actual iron.
There you go! See everyone... this is what a halfway decent reply looks like. Especially the part about iron/irony.


Only half way?



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: TzarChasm

Math cannot tell jokes, but math jokes can be told.
en.wikipedia.org...

Which begs the question ....if a joke's not funny, is it still a joke?



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:12 PM
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a reply to: MissSmartypants

The temptation to stray from math to politics is strong.

Must...fight...



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:12 PM
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originally posted by: TzarChasm

originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: TzarChasm
Math can't tell jokes. Math is an abstract expression of a literal concept, jokes are a literal expression of an abstract concept. Like how irony rarely involves actual iron.
There you go! See everyone... this is what a halfway decent reply looks like. Especially the part about iron/irony.


Only half way?
Sorry, these people have got me irritated and I shouldn't have taken it out on you. All the way.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:14 PM
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originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: MissSmartypants

The temptation to stray from math to politics is strong.

Must...fight...

Yes....be strong.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:21 PM
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originally posted by: DictionaryOfExcuses
God just told me a great joke. I hope I don't mess this up. Ok.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nothing. Get it? Cuz it's zero?



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:24 PM
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originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: TzarChasm

Math cannot tell jokes, but math jokes can be told.
en.wikipedia.org...

Which begs the question ....if a joke's not funny, is it still a joke?


That's the abstract part of it. If the escalator breaks, is it out of order?



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 04:44 PM
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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 05:08 PM
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originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: TzarChasm

Yes.
www.dailymail.co.uk...


Math says that machine is broken, comedy says it's working just fine.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 05:55 PM
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Here’s something funny

If 5 + 0 = 5 then why isn’t 5 x 0 = to 5

For example, 3x2= 6 is equivalent to 3+3=6 or 2+2+2=6.

Then why isn’t 5x0 the same as 5+0
5 +0+0+0+0+0.=5 granted 0x5 equals 0 since it is done like this: 0+0+0+0+0=0

But 5+0+0+0+0+0=5 NOT zero!

The basic equation is that on 3x6 one adds 3 two times or 2 three times…right…equaling =6

Then taking this equation 5x0 aren’t we either adding 5, zero times or adding 0, 5 times (which does = 0) so shouldn’t 5 zero times equal NOT 0 but 5…right? 5 +0+0+0+0+0.

Remember, in any simple multiplication equation all were doing is adding the left side( here 3x2) as many times as the number on the right side( 3x2) here 2. So 5x0 begins with 5. Why should it equal 0?
If so then why isn’t 5 x 0 = to 5?

5 times 0 should equal to 5! Not zero.

The question is why the 5 disappears?


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