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When God Tells A Joke He Has To Use The Language Of Numbers

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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 05:36 AM
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a reply to: gallop



I could talk most people under a bus about linux. I'd hope I was right, but there is always that windows guy... you know..


I'm sure you could Gallop but I won't encourage you to go off topic amigo.




posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 05:37 AM
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Has anyone anything to say about the thread topic?
Or are these bickering fools just part of the joke

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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 05:42 AM
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off-topic post removed to prevent thread-drift


 



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 05:48 AM
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originally posted by: Itisnowagain
Has anyone anything to say about the thread topic?
Or are these bickering fools just part of the joke


Sorry... I am staunchly against all and every thing with which the topic states. In fact, I am so opposed to it, that I deny you any thing else.

When god tells a joke, you will fall in line and laugh.

unless you don't.. and then we.. well.. what do you think?

Do not use pi.. pi is an incorrigible thing..


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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 05:53 AM
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a reply to: gallop


This is what occurs when the joke is got:



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 06:02 AM
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originally posted by: gallop
well.. what do you think?


There is no thinker separate from thought.
So there is no I thinking anything.

That is the joke......who is laughing now?

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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 06:10 AM
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Sorry... I am staunchly against all and every thing with which the topic states. In fact, I am so opposed to it, that I deny you any thing else.

When god tells a joke, you will fall in line and laugh.

unless you don't.. and then we.. well.. what do you think?

Do not use pi.. pi is an incorrigible thing..


I do enjoy reading your posts Gallop. Even when you're
staunchly against what some one has to say. You don't
carry it over into another thread and noticing that about
you has helped me out quite a bit. Yes I read every post
I come across that has "The long face" next to it.

No joke.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 06:25 AM
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That is the joke......who is laughing now?

Alright heffe' whatever the lady has, where do I pick some up?
No joke is that funny.





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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 06:34 AM
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originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: Itisnowagain




That is the joke......who is laughing now?

No joke is that funny.


The cosmic joke is absolutely hilarious when it is got.

Watch the first vid 'the cosmic joke' on this thread and see if laughter happens.... it may be tears that appear though.
this one.
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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 06:51 AM
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a reply to: Itisnowagain

K I'll watch it I tried once already but holy crap it's long.

I'm on it.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 07:02 AM
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"As above so below"

Supposedly attributed to Hermes Trismegistus



In Hermeticism, the phrase can be taken to indicate that earthly matters reflect the operation of the astral plane, particularly "by other means than mundane chains of cause and effect, such as Jungian synchronicities or correspondences."[1


This aphorism is typically dated in the time after the rise of the Roman empire.
~700 years earlier the earth/Sun metonic cycle is enshrined in Homers Odyssey, after Odysseus leaves Ithaca, he returns to secretly meet Penelope at the exact moment when one Metonic cycle has passed.

So did God create this lunar cycle with the sun or was it a projection from the Jungian astral plane?
Maybe the longer term Metonic cycle was associated with a stronger marriage.
Certainly while Odysseus was loitering on Epstein island for seven years using Calypso he wasn't thinking about marriage.
Similar failure of communication between the sea nymph Amphitrite and Poseidon initially.
Amphitrite didn't want to be used so she swam off and hid at the farthest edge of the sea. Poseidon sent out his dolphin to hunt her down. The dolphin promised Amplitrite that, if she married Poseidon, all the energies of Poseidon would balance and tranquility would come to the world of waters. So there was a wedding?

About the horse thing, Dolphins don't have legs and typically operate in the emotional realm of the Jungian plane.
So I think the horse stuff came later, in the Eddic poem Helreið Brynhildar Sigurd arrives on a horse named Grani.
By that point in history there is just a cycling of legends burning the old to bring life to the new.
Sometimes just the rider dies not the horse for example Faust's Erlkönig.

I don't think God made the CIA jokes and some of those were only funny up till Pope Pius XII.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 07:02 AM
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My goodness! What a mess you people have made of my thread. I'm sending you all to your rooms to think about what you've done. And don't come out til you're ready to say you're sorry!



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 07:21 AM
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Okay! I saaawvy!

I guess we just didn't know what else to do!

Can I come out now?


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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 07:39 AM
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All of this math is fractal. We are not separate things operating within the universe.
Wave your hand in front of your face. That is a physically materialized part of the universe waving through a sea of elements (still materialized).
The part of the universe that is you just happens to be conscious and that's where all the confusion starts



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 08:34 AM
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When God tells a joke...

God,' Two angels walk in to a bar'.
Jesus,' Oh dad not again'.
Holy Ghost,' Bartender 3 more shots, and put it on Gods tab'.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 08:55 AM
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The part of the universe that is you just happens to be conscious and that's where all the confusion starts


I think that's what Tony the Tiger said.

itsnowagain

I just don't know if I ever wanna get out that far as long
as my earthly estate is still viable. I watched it and now have the
head of a white tiger burned into my third eye. And everything that
was said was like listening to the longest single word ever convoluted.
And at the end when he said the joke is on us? I just wanted to rip that
tigers head off cause it felt like the joke was on me! And only me!


Other than that it was great!




posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 10:24 AM
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a reply to: MissSmartypants
A wise person would also see and accept the logical flaws that I have pointed out in what you propose.

Oh well.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 10:31 AM
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a reply to: carsforkids
Try this one.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 11:27 AM
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a reply to: Itisnowagain

Now I know why I don't get it.

Because I would only get it if I didn't already have it.

I am content and not searching for anything. I can step out
and watch the world flow. And step back in and be the flow when ever
i choose. And fear has been gone for over 20 yrs now. I either have it
all figured out or I'm just as content thinking I do. It doesn't matter.


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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 11:49 AM
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And here I alway thought it was the sky ripping itself apart with an odd sense of timing an irony.



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