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When God Tells A Joke He Has To Use The Language Of Numbers

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posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:08 AM
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a reply to: carsforkids

I come back after a weeks absence and ats has become rocky horror picture show




posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:10 AM
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a reply to: DictionaryOfExcuses


Yes, um sorry for that amigo! LMAO!



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:15 AM
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originally posted by: MissSmartypants
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Of course it could just be that we are a holographic projection of the matrix and the real us exists somewhere else....nah, I'm just kidding.


I have actually seriously considered it: Consider if consciousness is not in the brain, that the brain is just a transducer, and the mind/consciousness is located elsewhere...



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:16 AM
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a reply to: Lazarus Short

Then that would change everything.

Or not.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:23 AM
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originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: Lazarus Short

Then that would change everything.

Or not.

Little known fact....it's never A., B., or C.,...it's ALWAYS D. All of the above.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:24 AM
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a reply to: MissSmartypants

Damn.
Why didn't you tell me that 50 years ago?



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:25 AM
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originally posted by: Lazarus Short

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Of course it could just be that we are a holographic projection of the matrix and the real us exists somewhere else....nah, I'm just kidding.


I have actually seriously considered it: Consider if consciousness is not in the brain, that the brain is just a transducer, and the mind/consciousness is located elsewhere...

I've said just that many times here in this site. The brain is the physical receiver/transmitter that we use to access the mind.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:27 AM
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originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Damn.
Why didn't you tell me that 50 years ago?

Back then I still thought it had to be one or the other



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:34 AM
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a reply to: MissSmartypants
And by the way.... didn't anybody notice how I explained what the matrix is in a fun, easy to understand way? It's what I do.


edit on 11/23/2019 by MissSmartypants because: Edit



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:35 AM
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Has two answers....minus one and positive one

We live in a simulation for sure, imo

I died at DFW regional at Branniff....1 am it was

I had a blast...there was no pain just another day at work!a reply to: Phage



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:35 AM
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All I know, is that if there is such a thing as a god, he must have a sick sense of humor, regardless of how he tells his jokes..
edit on 23-11-2019 by 2Faced because: Blessed is the man that walked not upon the counsel of the ungodly..



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:36 AM
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a reply to: 2Faced

Indeed.
Consider the platypus.

And you don't need math to see that joke.


edit on 11/23/2019 by Phage because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:37 AM
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originally posted by: 2Faced
All I know, is that if there is such a thing as a god, he must have a sick sense of humore, regardless of how he tells his jokes..

Personally.... I find Him delightful. It's all good from where I sit.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:38 AM
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originally posted by: MissSmartypants
The brain is the physical receiver/transmitter that we use to access the mind.

What came first the brain or the mind?



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:42 AM
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originally posted by: daskakik

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
The brain is the physical receiver/transmitter that we use to access the mind.

What came first the brain or the mind?
God says "I knew you before you were in your mother's womb....so the mind.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:44 AM
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God says

Which god?



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:45 AM
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Maybe that’s because you look at it from your personal perspective, instead of the bigger picture. I like to think we’re a collective.

a reply to: MissSmartypants



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:49 AM
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Or what about the sea cucumber, I mean, what was he thinking!?

a reply to: Phage



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:50 AM
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a reply to: 2Faced

At least they aren't poisonous. And they are edible.



posted on Nov, 23 2019 @ 01:53 AM
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originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: MissSmartypants




God says

Which god?

The One that said, "I knew you before you were in your mother's womb "....duh.




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