When God Tells A Joke He Has To Use The Language Of Numbers

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I come back after a weeks absence and ats has become rocky horror picture show

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Yes, um sorry for that amigo! LMAO!

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
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Of course it could just be that we are a holographic projection of the matrix and the real us exists somewhere else....nah, I'm just kidding.

I have actually seriously considered it: Consider if consciousness is not in the brain, that the brain is just a transducer, and the mind/consciousness is located elsewhere...

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Then that would change everything.

Or not.

originally posted by: Phage
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Then that would change everything.

Or not.

Little known fact....it's never A., B., or C.,...it's ALWAYS D. All of the above.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Damn.
Why didn't you tell me that 50 years ago?

originally posted by: Lazarus Short

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Of course it could just be that we are a holographic projection of the matrix and the real us exists somewhere else....nah, I'm just kidding.

I have actually seriously considered it: Consider if consciousness is not in the brain, that the brain is just a transducer, and the mind/consciousness is located elsewhere...

I've said just that many times here in this site. The brain is the physical receiver/transmitter that we use to access the mind.

originally posted by: Phage
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Damn.
Why didn't you tell me that 50 years ago?

Back then I still thought it had to be one or the other

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And by the way.... didn't anybody notice how I explained what the matrix is in a fun, easy to understand way? It's what I do.

Has two answers....minus one and positive one

We live in a simulation for sure, imo

I died at DFW regional at Branniff....1 am it was

I had a blast...there was no pain just another day at work!a reply to: Phage

All I know, is that if there is such a thing as a god, he must have a sick sense of humor, regardless of how he tells his jokes..

a reply to: 2Faced

Indeed.
Consider the platypus.

And you don't need math to see that joke.

originally posted by: 2Faced
All I know, is that if there is such a thing as a god, he must have a sick sense of humore, regardless of how he tells his jokes..

Personally.... I find Him delightful. It's all good from where I sit.

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
The brain is the physical receiver/transmitter that we use to access the mind.

What came first the brain or the mind?

originally posted by: daskakik

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
The brain is the physical receiver/transmitter that we use to access the mind.

What came first the brain or the mind?

God says "I knew you before you were in your mother's womb....so the mind.

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God says

Which god?

Maybe that’s because you look at it from your personal perspective, instead of the bigger picture. I like to think we’re a collective.

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Or what about the sea cucumber, I mean, what was he thinking!?

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At least they aren't poisonous. And they are edible.

originally posted by: Phage
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God says

Which god?

The One that said, "I knew you before you were in your mother's womb "....duh.