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originally posted by: Lumenari
originally posted by: schuyler
originally posted by: Macenroe82
a reply to: DBCowboy
I told my wife, a man will only ever forget his anniversary once and he will remember it for the rest of his life.
Know a guy who got married on Thanksgiving and was so happy he would always remember the date.
Bzzt. Epic fail.
My second marriage I got married on my birthday.
No chance of screwing that up.
Just look at the driver's license.
originally posted by: schuyler
originally posted by: Lumenari
originally posted by: schuyler
originally posted by: Macenroe82
a reply to: DBCowboy
I told my wife, a man will only ever forget his anniversary once and he will remember it for the rest of his life.
Know a guy who got married on Thanksgiving and was so happy he would always remember the date.
Bzzt. Epic fail.
My second marriage I got married on my birthday.
No chance of screwing that up.
Just look at the driver's license.
We tried that. Second marriage for both of us was on my birthday.
We both forgot.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
To put it bluntly, my wife said, "I will stop talking to you in Heaven if you die on your stupid job".
(I've been working a lot recently.)
So I said, "Oh, I can chat up Sandra Bullock then?"
That's when I got in trouble.
My bride of 30+ years replied, "Just because we're not talking does NOT mean you can fool around in the afterlife!!!"
Basically, it comes down to this. I'm screwed. Going to have to buy jewelry, and say "Sorry" a lot.
Warning for all you young pups on the site.
originally posted by: PhilbertDezineck
originally posted by: DBCowboy
To put it bluntly, my wife said, "I will stop talking to you in Heaven if you die on your stupid job".
(I've been working a lot recently.)
So I said, "Oh, I can chat up Sandra Bullock then?"
That's when I got in trouble.
My bride of 30+ years replied, "Just because we're not talking does NOT mean you can fool around in the afterlife!!!"
Basically, it comes down to this. I'm screwed. Going to have to buy jewelry, and say "Sorry" a lot.
Warning for all you young pups on the site.
Was she being presumptive saying she would see you in heaven? Some how I have the feeling that you;ve been naughty.
originally posted by: PhilbertDezineck
a reply to: Lumenari
We may all here... end up in the great ATS in the sky arguing about the after life.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
To put it bluntly, my wife said, "I will stop talking to you in Heaven if you die on your stupid job".
(I've been working a lot recently.)
So I said, "Oh, I can chat up Sandra Bullock then?"
That's when I got in trouble.
My bride of 30+ years replied, "Just because we're not talking does NOT mean you can fool around in the afterlife!!!"
Basically, it comes down to this. I'm screwed. Going to have to buy jewelry, and say "Sorry" a lot.
Warning for all you young pups on the site.
originally posted by: Vector99
originally posted by: DBCowboy
I made dinner, but my beautiful bride just commented, "Still sleeping with a retard".
If you wanted to get in serious trouble you could have responded "Yep, you sure are, I'm sleeping on the couch"