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Swalwell finally drops a nuke on us

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posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:03 PM
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a reply to: Grambler

What's funny is I read your OP then about five comments without watching the video and was like huh? Then I finally watched the video and then read your OP again and friggin laughed my ass off!




posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:03 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: Blueracer
And even if it is real, so what? We all fart.


Because it is universally funny outside of those who suffer from extreme prudishness or, amazingly, extreme permissiveness (it's that circle where if you go too far to an extreme, you suddenly find yourself surrounded by exactly what you claim to hate). Even chimps laugh at farts, man.


It's also funny that a backer of the New Green Deal emits greenhouse gASSes.

Every time he farts in public a cow should be sacrificed (for the greater good, of course),




posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:05 PM
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originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: toysforadults
what is this some more right wing circle jerking?



It's a fart joke.

Why does everything have to be explained to you in context and in small words?

OH!

The typical leftist does not have a sense of humor.

I forgot.

Carry on!!!



A circle jerk is not about farting. What is the pivot man's job in a circle jerk?



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:05 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Stupidsecrets

In debt you say? It's obvious he's in arrears.



...butt still sounds like he has plenty of liquid ASSets.


Are you saying his presidential run. . . rect-um?


I see him more as a candidate for the #2 spot on the Dem Presidential ticket.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:06 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Stupidsecrets

In debt you say? It's obvious he's in arrears.



...butt still sounds like he has plenty of liquid ASSets.


Are you saying his presidential run. . . rect-um?


I see him more as a candidate for the #2 spot on the Dem Presidential ticket.


That would make my brown eyes, blew.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:07 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari

Everytime Swalwell fills his drawers, Greta Thunberg scowls deeper.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:10 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Stupidsecrets

In debt you say? It's obvious he's in arrears.



...butt still sounds like he has plenty of liquid ASSets.


Are you saying his presidential run. . . rect-um?


I see him more as a candidate for the #2 spot on the Dem Presidential ticket.


He's a dem benchwarmer at best.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:17 PM
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A video made by Swalwell's constituents in protest to all the gasbags mocking him.



Volume needs to be on high.




posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:18 PM
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ERIC THE BROWN



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:22 PM
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originally posted by: PhilbertDezineck

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: toysforadults
what is this some more right wing circle jerking?



It's a fart joke.

Why does everything have to be explained to you in context and in small words?

OH!

The typical leftist does not have a sense of humor.

I forgot.

Carry on!!!



A circle jerk is not about farting. What is the pivot man's job in a circle jerk?


"Pull My Finger"?



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:29 PM
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I feel sorry for whoever had to operate the camera, it's not like they can duck for cover.

That was pretty explosive, the kind where you have to ditch your drawers in the local bathroom trashcan.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:29 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: PhilbertDezineck

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: toysforadults
what is this some more right wing circle jerking?



It's a fart joke.

Why does everything have to be explained to you in context and in small words?

OH!

The typical leftist does not have a sense of humor.

I forgot.

Carry on!!!



A circle jerk is not about farting. What is the pivot man's job in a circle jerk?


"Pull My Finger"?


Sir?

You really shouldn't poo-poo someone's opinion.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:30 PM
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Capitol hill is full of reverb innit????



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:33 PM
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originally posted by: carewemust
Run this through the ATS Sound Anal lyzer. We need to know which of the 3 people farted.


Swalwell?

Matthews?

Guy Filming his TV Screen?



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:34 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: PhilbertDezineck

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: toysforadults
what is this some more right wing circle jerking?



It's a fart joke.

Why does everything have to be explained to you in context and in small words?

OH!

The typical leftist does not have a sense of humor.

I forgot.

Carry on!!!



A circle jerk is not about farting. What is the pivot man's job in a circle jerk?


"Pull My Finger"?


Sir?

You really shouldn't poo-poo someone's opinion.


If Swalwell can air his opinion...so can I.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:35 PM
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originally posted by: carewemust

originally posted by: carewemust
Run this through the ATS Sound Anal lyzer. We need to know which of the 3 people farted.


Swalwell?

Matthews?

Guy Filming his TV Screen?



Something doesn't pass the smell test here.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:36 PM
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originally posted by: carewemust

originally posted by: carewemust
Run this through the ATS Sound Anal lyzer. We need to know which of the 3 people farted.


Swalwell?

Matthews?

Guy Filming his TV Screen?



Yuh got it in one, or two.. or Grrr.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:38 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy





Something doesn't pass the smell test here.

It's what that ass hole said!



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:40 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I wonder if Swalwell is really the whistle blower/leaker.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:41 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: carewemust

originally posted by: carewemust
Run this through the ATS Sound Anal lyzer. We need to know which of the 3 people farted.


Swalwell?

Matthews?

Guy Filming his TV Screen?



Something doesn't pass the smell test here.

Ooops! I missed your post DB..loved that line.

In edit, also IAMT...AT'S


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