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Swalwell finally drops a nuke on us

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posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:30 PM
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Eric Swalwell finally drops the nuke on us all that he has been threatening.



Look, I feel crappy Swalwell didnt do better in the primary.

It stinks that despite his pandering on guns, he couldnt get any streaks going.

He is still going strong though, not allowing the brownouts in California get to him.

Hes still number 2 on Chris mathhews show, and hopefully he like chris didnt get a tingle going up his leg from all of this.











Fart.



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posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:34 PM
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a reply to: Grambler

Another gas bag Leftist talking out of his A**!



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:35 PM
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what is this some more right wing circle jerking?



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:35 PM
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That's the most effective thing Swalwell has done yet.


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posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:38 PM
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originally posted by: toysforadults
what is this some more right wing circle jerking?



Leave it to you to associate flatulence with orgasm.

Its ok, we wont judge you for your fetish.


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posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:41 PM
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originally posted by: toysforadults
what is this some more right wing circle jerking?



It's a fart joke.

Why does everything have to be explained to you in context and in small words?

OH!

The typical leftist does not have a sense of humor.

I forgot.

Carry on!!!



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posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:41 PM
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a reply to: Grambler

LOL...THAT clip was Off THE SHARTS!



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:42 PM
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originally posted by: Grambler
Eric Swalwell finally drops the nuke on us all that he has been threatening.



Look, I feel crappy Swalwell didnt do better in the primary.

It stinks that despite his pandering on guns, he couldnt get any streaks going.

He is still going strong though, not allowing the brownouts in California get to him.

Hes still number 2 on Chris mathhews show, and hopefully he like chris didnt get a tingle going up his leg from all of this.











Fart.


Haa, the double entendre is fabulously flatulent, here


Best fart joke in a long time hehe, the subtle one usually are the best

edit on 18-11-2019 by gallop because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:43 PM
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Run this through the ATS Sound Anal lyzer. We need to know which of the 3 people farted?



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:43 PM
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He poo'd his pants and was more substantive than he's ever been in his life!



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:43 PM
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Another Brown Shirt...now with matching undies.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:44 PM
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originally posted by: Grambler

originally posted by: toysforadults
what is this some more right wing circle jerking?



Leave it to you to associate flatulence with orgasm.

Its ok, we wont judge you for your fetish.


He doesn't know whether he's coming or going...



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:46 PM
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Guy is heavily in debt. When I saw how much debt he was in it blew me away. Why would anyone vote for someone who can't manage their own personal finances. He also runs his mouth constantly and can't back it up with anything. Total gas lighter looking for attention.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:48 PM
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a reply to: Stupidsecrets

In debt you say? It's obvious he's in arrears.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:48 PM
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We all laugh, and giggle at this, but what's going to happen after Swalwell gets moved up in the Google searches? He'll be farting everywhere just to get the attention. How in the hell do we have a serious impeachment process with Swalwell farting all over it?



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:54 PM
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I'm calling this fake. Stuff like this has been done before. Anybody remember the Farting Preacher?


And even if it is real, so what? We all fart.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:55 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Stupidsecrets

In debt you say? It's obvious he's in arrears.


...butt still sounds like he has plenty of liquid ASSets.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:57 PM
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originally posted by: Blueracer
And even if it is real, so what? We all fart.


Because it is universally funny outside of those who suffer from extreme prudishness or, amazingly, extreme permissiveness (it's that circle where if you go too far to an extreme, you suddenly find yourself surrounded by exactly what you claim to hate). Even chimps laugh at farts, man.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 07:58 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Stupidsecrets

In debt you say? It's obvious he's in arrears.


...butt still sounds like he has plenty of liquid ASSets.


Maybe he'll get a good bankruptcy lawyer and they'll successfully see him to a discharge in court.



posted on Nov, 18 2019 @ 08:02 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Stupidsecrets

In debt you say? It's obvious he's in arrears.


...butt still sounds like he has plenty of liquid ASSets.


Are you saying his presidential run. . . rect-um?



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