posted on Nov, 12 2019 @ 03:38 AM
Well, to me it is a "grilled cheese". Never heard of a "toasted cheese" sammich.
And, if you take two slices of bread with some cheese in between and stick it in a toaster, bad ju-ju is going to happen! That's called a "GD Mess!"
"Now I'm gonna' have to throw the toaster out!" and "What the heck were you thinking????" Which brings me to another point...
On the back of the taco shell box it says to never heat your taco shells in a toaster oven. I always wondered why this was. One night I was in a
hurry for tacos, so I ignored the warning and stuck about (5) taco shells in the toaster oven. I went back to watching Jeopardy. When the smoke
alarm went off I looked into the kitchen and saw a warm orange glow flickering.
And that, my friends, is called a "grilled toaster oven"!!, a puddle of flaming molten plastic and metal on your countertop which you have to scoop up
with a snow shovel and toss outside into the snow...right past the shoulder of the landlord who just came over and wonders WTF you're doing to his
rental! I must admit, in retrospect, it must have been pretty alarming (in a hysterical way) to see some dude blast out the back door with a snow
shovel full of flaming goo, toss it out in the yard and dash back inside without even noticing you!
**knock, knock, knock**
Him: "WTF are you doing????"
Me: "Just burnin' your crib down, brutha', no worries."
Him: "I think I need to come inside"
Me: "Lemme' get the fire out first"