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Soaking the Cork....

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posted on Nov, 10 2019 @ 12:38 AM
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I've been soaking it for a few days, and I know you all love it.

Spoiler, it's a scotch thing. And if my last reviews have been any indication(garnering a dozen responses...at most). The whole of ATS is titillated with anticipation for my moderately sexual liquor exploitations.......

Ok, back on track.

I've had this little ditty around for going on a decade(no #), don't know why I'm saving it(literally nothing going in my life) so i'll be cracking the seal and gobbling up this juicy 18 year old in the next few days. Unlike most 18 year olds, I have no fear of her father coming around and trying to assault me over my pleasure of gobbling down her tasty necture....

God I'm horrible....

ETA: I'm glad I'm posting all my drivel on a slow night. That way I get it out and most people here won't have to endure my wet brain madness...
edit on 10-11-2019 by MisterSpock because: (no reason given)




posted on Nov, 10 2019 @ 01:01 AM
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a reply to: MisterSpock




posted on Nov, 10 2019 @ 01:20 AM
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originally posted by: putnam6
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Never seen that one before...

Way to turn my thread into a sexually inappropriate nature...

I hope you feel better about yourself.



posted on Nov, 10 2019 @ 01:33 AM
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Not to diminish your Scotch thread, but I have a question for you.....

Do you like Rye?

Rye is an interesting whiskey...it's somewhere between scotch and bourbon...but it's good.

Ever tried any?



posted on Nov, 10 2019 @ 02:04 AM
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a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Ive tried Knob Creek's Rye before I do like it, its weird though I dont drink much any more but occasionally will drink Wild Turkey cause my father always had it around during fall and winter. Would never go hunting or camping without some Wild Turkey or Makers Mark



posted on Nov, 10 2019 @ 02:43 AM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

I'm worried about your drinking problem.

If you need help, I'm here.

I have an uncasked wine.. but no bourbon. Oh and cider.. I have cider.


Quid pro quo, et al.



posted on Nov, 10 2019 @ 02:44 AM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: putnam6
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Never seen that one before...

Way to turn my thread into a sexually inappropriate nature...

I hope you feel better about yourself.


Every alcoholic endeavour of mine, turns into an inappropriate sexual nature..

usually just with pornhub though... I'm, so ronerry...



posted on Nov, 10 2019 @ 06:01 AM
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a reply to: putnam6

You beat me to it. I'm glad I'm not the only one here with a twisted sense of humor.



posted on Nov, 10 2019 @ 07:37 AM
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originally posted by: putnam6
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This is what I thought this thread would be about. Always seemed like one of the most fun-had-by-cast skits ever on SNL lol.

I will also offer my services in misterspock needs a drinking buddy (public service, just to make sure he doesn't overdo it.)




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