CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens Of Butts Back In College

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Satire alert.... but still pretty funny.

CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens Of Butts Back In College

U.S.—Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.

Dark humour perhaps, but after recent real news articles claimed Bag-daddy was an "austere muslim cleric"... this really hit my dark humour funny bone.

The source is a known satire website, and they are pretty good at coming up with some doozies sometimes.

Pravdaseeker

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I hope the dog has friends who will take care of his browser history if he is impeached.

At CNN, sniffing butts is a badge of honor.

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What no record of crouch sniffing?

"After the victim of the butt sniffing came forward, CNN reports that it has been 30 dog years since the incident with claims of abuse to the sniffed butt, to which there are no other witnesses and CNN has also confirmed that the sniffed butt-er can't recall where or when exactly the incident took place, but K9 impeachment proceedings are underway to have the dog removed from its current position while considering criminal proceedings.

An informed source has told CNN that the dog may have been in Ukraine at the time of the incident and has notified the IG of collusion that should also be investigated as the butt sniffing dog may have interfered with the 2016 election."



They forgot that part... lol

~Namaste

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I heard that the dog was gay.

Dog was trained in The Netherlands :

https://w ww.ad.nl/binnenland/hond-die-is-leider-opspoorde-werd-in-best-getraind-in-die-tweet-van-trump-herkende-ik-hem-meteen~a7d08427/

His phone is red hot. But Van Hoof is used to that. He is often in the news, it sounds convincing. Now that is not so strange: the tweet that Donald Trump threw into the world about 23 hours ago shows a picture of "his" Malinois. "A beautiful dog who did a great job of conquering and killing the leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi," said the president of the United States.

I recognized him immediately. I brought it here when he was a year old. Exactly how long he sat here, I dare not say, "says Van Hoof. He explains that DACH Police Dogs and Services is a sort of intermediate station. In Best the training basis is laid, then they are selected, in this case by an American police unit, which they "train", as it is called.

For example in war zones, for the detection of explosives. They secure it. Or to tackle people who have something evil in mind, "says Van Hoof. The latter was certainly the case last Saturday. IS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was hiding, allegedly cornered by "Van Hoof's dog," and then blew himself up through his bomb jacket.

Not the first time i read about dogs trained over here being used by US military or police.

I heard that at birth this dog was switched out with a Russian one

At this point it wouldn't have even surprised me if CNN actually did try to slander the dog.

They’ve got a picture that will haunt Conan forever . It’ll follow him around doom to scorn in Liberal hell .


He’s been photographed in blackface !


To make matters worse he can’t even apologize he can’t talk !!! ( Bacon, bacon )

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