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Witches ‘Spell’ President Trump In Pre-Halloween Showdown

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posted on Oct, 25 2019 @ 03:36 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
As for me and my house,we serve the Lord!


How is He prepared?


Trump is a man of the Lord.

He does God's work everyday.

Surely, he's invincible to witches.


Trump IS God's work...and most witches I've known are their own worst enemy.


I say Trump should go on an evangelical tour. Baptize some heathens. Plus, it would make some good new episodes of South Park, or put em' out, I'm unsure of the impact it would have.


Good Idea.
If he can SAVE this country...he can certainly save a bunch of miserable sinners.




posted on Oct, 25 2019 @ 04:37 PM
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Right. Like babbling mouth noises actually does something.

Just like with praying, hope in one hand and s# in the other. See which one fills with something tangible first. It ain't gonna be the one they're hoping for.

Fricking superstitious brain dead morons on both accounts there.



posted on Oct, 25 2019 @ 04:53 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If Senator Sanders became a member of the Wiccan community. . .

Would he be known as, "Bern The Witch"?




Sorry.

I'll leave again.


...or Bernie Sandwitch.

…nevermind...


"Feel the Bern the Witch!"

edit on 25-10-2019 by highvein because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 25 2019 @ 05:29 PM
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Dem damn dem swamp witches are at it again!





posted on Oct, 25 2019 @ 05:34 PM
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a reply to: Nyiah

I can assume that I am one of these superstitious brain dead morons you
are talking about? If so,I am in great company.I can't play much now,I am
cooking dinner.



posted on Oct, 26 2019 @ 02:00 PM
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a reply to: dfnj2015

I've been away - and forgot how sarcasm works. My apologies



posted on Oct, 27 2019 @ 02:49 PM
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I remember when .Obama’s mother in law was practicing voodoo in the Whitehouse



posted on Oct, 27 2019 @ 02:52 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Mamabeth! Great to see you!

Yeah, prayer rocks. And it works. And I wouldn't be alive without it.

I pity those who don't know the power of prayer.

Good to see you MB -



posted on Oct, 27 2019 @ 02:54 PM
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originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed
Some countries have outlawed witchcraft and curses against it's leaders and will give the death penalty for anyone caught doing such things.

Witchcraft and hexes are not a joke or make believe.


In countries like that they laws generally exist to stop snake oil salesmen tricking people into buying worthless potions, blackmailing people using fake curses, or selling people poison to commit actual murder with.

These laws are usually in Africa and asia, and the witches are men, not women in weird black hats.



posted on Oct, 27 2019 @ 02:56 PM
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originally posted by: ThirdEyeofHorus
I remember when .Obama’s mother in law was practicing voodoo in the Whitehouse


Well, that would explain Rudy juliany



posted on Oct, 27 2019 @ 03:08 PM
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originally posted by: AaarghZombies

originally posted by: ThirdEyeofHorus
I remember when .Obama’s mother in law was practicing voodoo in the Whitehouse


Well, that would explain Rudy juliany
How do you mean ?



posted on Oct, 27 2019 @ 03:16 PM
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originally posted by: ThirdEyeofHorus
I remember when .Obama’s mother in law was practicing voodoo in the Whitehouse


We did still have freedom of religion during the Obama Administration right?

But, if so, what's your source for the claim?



posted on Oct, 27 2019 @ 05:25 PM
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grab em by the p***Y and burn them



posted on Oct, 27 2019 @ 05:56 PM
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A spell of binding would keep Trump from doing anything that caused harm while not harming him.

("An it harm none, do what ye will.")



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 07:10 AM
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a reply to: Klassified

I thought that in 2019 we arent allowed to call people crazy for what they believe in ?

Funny you say its 2019

then say happy "all hallows"

So the witches cant believe in magic, but you can believe in a pagan festival originating in Scotland ?

Anyway happy Samhain (the original and best celebration of the end of summer )



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 08:57 AM
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So did the "witches" cause the grubby little bearded man to blow himself up?
Or was trump allowed to authorize that?
Does it mean it was good for the country?



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 09:19 AM
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A thread about witches and only one mention of Hillary?
You guys must be slipping....



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 04:18 PM
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a reply to: sapien82


I thought that in 2019 we arent allowed to call people crazy for what they believe in ?

I didn't call anyone crazy. I might have insinuated it though.



So the witches cant believe in magic, but you can believe in a pagan festival originating in Scotland ?

I say Merry Christmas too, though I don't believe in Christ or Santa.

...and a happy Samhain to you as well.



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 04:43 PM
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a reply to: Klassified

No. You cant call people "crazy". They may have "mental health issues".
"Merry Christmas" is potentially offensive to persons of other or no faith.
Best go with "Gary Crumble".
Samhain could be offensive to christians but then again no one seems to care about them.



posted on Oct, 28 2019 @ 04:46 PM
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a reply to: Klassified

Salem had the right idea, IMO.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

That would end this ridiculous noise fairly quickly.




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