posted on Oct, 22 2019 @ 04:51 AM
but the one where the husband comes home with two black black eyes..
Wife: "What happened, why do you have two black eyes?"
Husband: "Well, see love, I was on the bus home from work, and I saw this woman with her dress stuck in her bum cheeks. I thought I'd just politely
yank it out for her. She didn't like me doing that, so she walloped me and gave me this black eye."
Wife: "Well how'd you get the other one then?"
Husband: "Well, I stuck it back in."