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posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 03:48 PM

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 04:06 PM
Billy! that monica girl best not be in there with you again if ya knew what was good for you -Hillary

aww damn billary's home, better get out of here baby, but leave that cigar by the door on your way out -bill

[edit on 8-3-2005 by TrueLies]

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 04:13 PM

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 04:18 PM
"Yesss Ossifa, we do get free product workin for Anhooser Boosh....why do you ask?"[/b

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 04:28 PM
"Well, it looks right when your drunk"

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 06:09 PM
no no no! we're supposed to get drunk after we put the sign up!

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 06:15 PM
The new Bud Light, it's so light it's upside down.

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 07:29 PM

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 07:37 PM
For the poor kitty with the gun:
Hungry? Why wait, grab a snickers!

Second one, with Bush:
I feel Pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and gay! And I pity any girl......

3rd one, with gun:
There that %*)^*)&%*#$ B**** now!!!@!

4th one, Truck:
You might be a redneck if.......

5th one,Beer:
Phone call: I dunno why they want it upside down, sir. .............Yessir, they called after "Happy Hour."

[edit on 8-3-2005 by jlc163]

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 08:12 PM
This one doesn't really need a comment, but I just had to share it.

Finding Nemo - The Director's Cut

This one's gotta be easy...

posted on Mar, 8 2005 @ 08:28 PM
"Hey! Where's the cream filling?"

[edit on 3/8/2005 by diehard_democrat]

posted on Mar, 9 2005 @ 07:25 AM
I'm just suprised that they could keep such a straight face over that.

posted on Mar, 9 2005 @ 07:35 AM
"Well, he can't fetch, can't shake hands, and can't play dead...but something tells me he'd make a damn fine White House intern."

posted on Mar, 11 2005 @ 03:33 AM
Ya know I always hated cats...too bad..c-ya!

posted on Mar, 11 2005 @ 03:41 AM
Yeah, cats suck. I want to get a 'cats suck' T-shirt for my chocolate lab. I'm going to vote for welcomeinpeace for TWATS. Great avatar, great sig, and great pic of Slick Willy!!


You have voted wecomeinpeace for the Way Above Top Secret award. You have two more votes this month.

[edit on 3/11/05 by poonchang]

posted on Mar, 12 2005 @ 01:46 AM

How about this one, guys?

posted on Mar, 12 2005 @ 09:44 AM
What a big prick?

Mr. Clinton, here's the new intern...

posted on Mar, 13 2005 @ 03:05 PM
Cactus guy: "Come back darling, im ready"

Cactus gal: "ZZZZZzzzzzzz"

posted on Mar, 13 2005 @ 03:31 PM
Residents living near an Arizona viagra factory have lodged complaints with local environmental protection authorities today, alleging that chemicals from the factory are leaking into the soil and affecting the local plant life. Female residents have also filed reports to local police complaining of strange, tall, spiky, green men peeking in their windows late at night. Management from the factory were unavailable for comment.

Please visit the link provided for the complete story.

posted on Mar, 13 2005 @ 04:47 PM
Any bushes around?

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