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Priests Drops Holy Water from a Plane Over The City to Cure It of Drunkenness and Fornication

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posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 11:25 AM
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That Russian city must be better than Vegas. Those priests are party poopers.




Orthodox priests in Russia’s Tver Oblast region, literally reached new heights in their quest to save their congregations from addictive sins like drinking and fornicating. They got in an airplane and doused the whole city of Tver in holy water, in order to cleanse it.

They boarded a small plane and brought with them 70 liters of holy water and two icons – the “Inexhaustible Chalice,” said to be able to cure people of alcohol and drug addiction, and one of John the Baptist. A married a couple that claimed the husband had been miraculously cured of alcohol addiction in the past was also present aboard the airplane.


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posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 11:30 AM
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a reply to: Trueman

I wonder if they laced the Holy Water with saltpeter.

Cheers



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 11:32 AM
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a reply to: Trueman

Hah, thats a good one, perhaps they should of made a hard Southwest turn and dumped a couple loads on the Vatican?



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 12:03 PM
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They were close, huh!

Coulda helped the whole world quick

a reply to: BlueJacket



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 12:04 PM
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That would require a fleet of Lockheed C-5 galaxies!

originally posted by: BlueJacket
a reply to: Trueman

Hah, thats a good one, perhaps they should of made a hard Southwest turn and dumped a couple loads on the Vatican?



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 12:06 PM
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retarded its just retarded.



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 12:22 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

"Cure" it???

Drunkenness and fornication...I wanna' move there!!



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 12:28 PM
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They sure are creative. You would think they would just have a priest go bless the water supply for the city to make it holy water. Lots cheaper, everyone uses water....unless you live in Negaunee, the water is terrible tasting.

Most people run inside if it starts to sprinkle. Well at least the grass and trees are saved
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posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 12:39 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

They are talking about drunken fornication like it's a bad thing.




posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 12:56 PM
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Oh no the terror for all who will now have burning skin!



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 01:19 PM
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Could be the next best thing in tourism.

"Come for the alcohol, stay for the fornication."



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 01:23 PM
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Do you know why Africa has no vampires?

Toto blessed the rains...



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 01:25 PM
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originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: Trueman
They are talking about drunken fornication like it's a bad thing.


I'll get at least one of those sins checked today.



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 01:58 PM
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Was it Vatican City



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 02:56 PM
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a reply to: Trueman



That Russian city must be better than Vegas.

What happens in Tver stays in Tver.



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 05:32 PM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: Trueman

"Cure" it???

Drunkenness and fornication...I wanna' move there!!



Would your wife let you move there?



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 06:33 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

Guarantee if the people of this town are aware of what happened, there will be an uptick in drinking, fornicating, and drunk fornicating...and fornicating drinking.



posted on Oct, 20 2019 @ 03:03 AM
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So, if drunkenness and fornication still continue in that city, we can all agree that "holy" water is just regular water with some added fake spells in it?



posted on Oct, 20 2019 @ 06:48 AM
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a reply to: Finspiracy

The priest can say too much wind and next town took the bless.



posted on Oct, 21 2019 @ 07:21 AM
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originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: Finspiracy

The priest can say too much wind and next town took the bless.


Oh. I see now. Thank you. A truly valid point of view (from a priest's perspective)

What i am trying to say is that it was like... "Oh, The holy water would have done a perfect job, but there was wind. The water fell upon... not actually a town at all, but a forest. But look! These trees do not drink or fornicate at all!"




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