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posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 07:46 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

Tell her...there is a future Mrs. Spock in the group that I like and hope to marry someday.
But these meetings are the only time we can get together. The more we get together the sooner we will be married and out of your house.

I’m assuming your not married since you live with you mom.

Ha ha. Seriously though, good luck.
edit on 18-10-2019 by Observationalist because: Made now politicaly correct

edit on 18-10-2019 by Observationalist because: (no reason given)




posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 07:48 PM
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originally posted by: Trueman
a reply to: MisterSpock

I've heard enough. Impeach your mother right now.


ORANGE MOM BAD?



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 07:48 PM
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It's either this or I join an online gaming clan mom and you told me I need to make real friends!!



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:02 PM
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LOL great satire!



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:05 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

Do you own a bike lock? Are you a good spitter?
Can you mix cement and milkshake together in a jif and throw with no more than moderate accuracy ?
If so, well, then I think you can start on changing her mind with gusto, as you have the necessary means available to you.
If not, then I recommend calling her "Literally Hitler". That seems to work as well.
Good luck facing this tyranny. ✊✊✊







posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:06 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

On second thought you could just leave the front door ajar at 2 AM and call 9/11 in hopes a responding cop will shoot her through the window.



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:15 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

This is total BS. Next she'll be cutting off your Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew! Time to take a stand...



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:15 PM
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Don’t worry about it. Just do what you always do when you’re hungry.

Pound on the floor with the end of a broom and tell her to bring you down a hot pocket and a Mountain Dew .

When you have the meeting just passed the broom around .

Easy Peezy great minds have a solution for everything . 😆



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:16 PM
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originally posted by: ylvax
a reply to: MisterSpock

Is this for real?
Heck yes it's real. I had to host a meeting just 2 weeks ago.
I provided piza, beer and blow.
edit on 18-10-2019 by CharlesT because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:17 PM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

Damn! Simultaneous posts



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:20 PM
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a reply to: underpass61

Damn you beat me by one post ! 😡



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:21 PM
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a reply to: underpass61

Pretty sure we just did it again . 😂

Lucky for me I had a back up .




posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:28 PM
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a reply to: Fallingdown

I raise a glass to you sir -




posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:39 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari

I’ Bet it’s orange. 🍊



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 08:57 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

Just put a MAGA hat on her and invite your friends in.

The rest will just sort itself out.




posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 09:02 PM
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lol
your moms colluding with the russians



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 09:14 PM
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a reply to: JustJohnny

Psssshhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

That's the sound it made flying over your head.

Are your rabies vaccines up to date?

Grar



posted on Oct, 18 2019 @ 09:50 PM
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Is mom impressed by celebrities ?

Tell her that Gretel might swing by, to preside over the pre-meeting, lemonade and Kool-Aid prep rituals.





(PS: anyone ever notice the not-so-subtle pizza ad ? )



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 03:29 AM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

"Joined my local antifa chapter"


You are messing with us again, right?



posted on Oct, 19 2019 @ 04:35 AM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

Loving the sarcasm.

Buy them a Vegan meal!


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