posted on Mar, 15 2005 @ 05:29 AM
Simpson fans..here is some more...
Gime? What is a Gime? [Reading the 'GYM' board].
Marge : The monkey is on my part of the sofa.
Homer : Marge, he is just marking his territory.
[Homer, Burns and Smithers are fleeing from the govt. with the trillion dollar bill in a helicopter
Smithers : Wait, we're on the international waters now.
Homer : Ooh hoo! we can gamble now. [throws dice in the backseat].
Mr Burns, I think we can trust the PRESIDENT of CUBA!!!
Burns : If loving one's country is a crime, I am guilty of that. If stealing a trillion dollar bill from our govt. and handing it to the communist
Cuba is a crime, then I am guilty of it. If bribing a jury is a crime, then help me, I'll soon be guilty of that too.
Homer : [gets up and salutes] God bless America!
Scientist : You find something people need and invent something to satisfy that need.
Homer : like ...
Scientist : Or take something that exists and find a new use for it.
Homer : HAMBURGER EARMUFFS!!!.....ROFL
Marge : Homey, you made breakfast.
Homer : Nothing is good enough for my sweety. [then feeds the eggs and bacon to the lobster in the fish tank]. ... Eat eat ... you are all skin and
See ... together we weigh 300 lbs. According to my driver's licence, I weigh 130 lbs. That means you weigh ... ... 460 lbs. Oh! good! [Homer with his
They put us on the waiting list for 'Waiting to exhale'. But they told us not to hold our breath. [Homer and Bart getting some action videos].
They are singing, Theya are singing, Marge,