Eventually this happens to everyone .
In the year 46427523 , the molten centre of the planet ,
cooled and solidified over a very short period of time.
Sounds OK right .?
Noooo…. The centre of the planet rotated much faster than the continental plates .
As the lava within cooled to solid rock , the outside world suddenly sped up.
Gravity disappeared , and was replaced with an outward centrifugal force .
And so, over a two week period , eternal catastrophe overtook our home
In week one ., objects became weightless .
So , cows and cars floating around ….
By week two , the air was filled with an unrelenting whirlwind containing
Anything and Everything .
On the surface , everything , and I mean everything , suddenly flew off
into space .
Oceans , forests , Macdonald stores ! … EVERYTHING
In week three , the planet was just a frozen and naked ball of rock .
…. Surrounded by a huge ring of crap …
Up Next .. " How I survived the ring of crap"