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A Fat Keyboard Warriors take on the upcoming Civil War

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posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 08:49 PM
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Yeah. You heard me. I'm an old fat man. I have to stop typing this from time-to-time just because I get out of breath.

But that doesn't change my razor-sharp keen observation.

The democrats had to create a situation in 2016 to instigate an investigation which lead to the Mueller report.

Now the democrats have to create a situation where they can justify an impeachment vote.

Anyone else see a pattern?

Look, lefties, I know you hate Trump. He's Orange. He's Bad. He's man. He lowered taxes.

Lowered unemployment.

Sought for better trade deals.

He wanted to secure our boarders and give back more to veterans.

He wants to end the wars.

Everything you guys hate.

So here we are.

Do you really think that Americans are just going to sit back and allow you to #### it all up for us? We're getting more money in our pockets and you want to take that away?

Do you really think that we won't fight back?

I think not.

So go on, give it a try. Try to take our guns, try to take our 1st Amendment, try to take our money, our livelihoods, try to starve our families.

I really think that Americans, maybe not the fat bastards like me, but healthy Americans will fight back.

Trump's a dick. But he's treated us better than the last 4 presidents. So suck on it leftists, we're not giving in without a fight.

The first shot may have been fired at Morris Island at Ft. Sumpter in the last civil war.

The first shot has also been fired in the second.




posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 08:55 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Eh. Their game is weak.

Just have a backup if Trump has to bow out and the right could still win. Has to be a moderate though, Pence is a no go.

They got Biden and Warren. An establishment Bush/Clinton type, and someone in the far left.

Nikki Hailey, steal tulsi. There are options.



posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 08:55 PM
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Reminds me of the USS Minnow

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle


They are all washed up




posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 08:56 PM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

Im a centrist, and I really like Tulsi



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posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:00 PM
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a reply to: HanyManny

Tell your mom to quit calling me.
She says I look just like you, but I just don't see it.


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posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:01 PM
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a reply to: HanyManny

Oooh. Awkward.

I'm not white, but thanks for bringing race into this.


Second, many have taken the oath to protect and defend the Constitution.

Third, lay off my beer, Kitten.



posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:03 PM
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originally posted by: visitedbythem
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Im a centrist, and I really like Tulsi



To be fair... Everyone likes Tulsi. Some people just want to catch her cooties, others like her politics.

I want all of the former and most of the latter.


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posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:03 PM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

The problem is, we keep underestimating stupid people.


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posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:03 PM
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originally posted by: HanyManny
It is disappointing that fat old men don't know that they should keep sitting on the couch, and not to get involved in threatening the country. If there is any running around to do with a pack and a rifle, maybe the fat old keyboard boys should just settle down, and have another twinkie with their beer.

If they go outside, some skinny young guy who has not spent the last 40 years on his ass will kick into yours.

No keyboard, no bloviating, just a kick to an old fat ass who should have not gotten off his porch.

Sad really. The white nationalist who call for a civil war would wind up as sand-bags and fighting positions in any actual combat. All talk, all fat, all gone.

Bye bye keyboard guy.

You will not be missed.


Time to get a new hairpiece, your lobotomy scar is showing.


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posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:04 PM
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originally posted by: HanyManny
It is disappointing that fat old men don't know that they should keep sitting on the couch, and not to get involved in threatening the country. If there is any running around to do with a pack and a rifle, maybe the fat old keyboard boys should just settle down, and have another twinkie with their beer.

If they go outside, some skinny young guy who has not spent the last 40 years on his ass will kick into yours.

No keyboard, no bloviating, just a kick to an old fat ass who should have not gotten off his porch.

Sad really. The white nationalist who call for a civil war would wind up as sand-bags and fighting positions in any actual combat. All talk, all fat, all gone.

Bye bye keyboard guy.

You will not be missed.

I'm sorry, have we met you?

Maybe start in the introductions forum, bud.


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posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: HanyManny

If they go outside, some skinny young guy who has not spent the last 40 years on his ass will kick into yours.


And that’s gonna be you right? Eh ManBun?
Is that gonna be right now or do we have to wait while your mom serves you cookies and milk in her basement?


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posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:10 PM
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originally posted by: RazorV66

originally posted by: HanyManny

If they go outside, some skinny young guy who has not spent the last 40 years on his ass will kick into yours.


And that’s gonna be you right? Eh ManBun?
Is that gonna be right now or do we have to wait while your mom serves you cookies and milk in her basement?

What are you crazy!? Cookies have gluten, and milk isn't vegan!!!!



posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:11 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: visitedbythem
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Im a centrist, and I really like Tulsi



To be fair... Everyone likes Tulsi. Some people just want to catch her cooties, others like her politics.

I want all of the former and most of the latter.


Same here



posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:13 PM
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Rudyard Kipling wrote a short poem about this.

He wrote it about the English but I feel it's equally valid here.

The beginnings.




It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When the English began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy-willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the English began to hate.

Their voices were even and low,
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show,
When the English began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd,
It was not taught by the State.
No man spoke it aloud,
When the English began to hate.

It was not suddenly bred,
It will not swiftly abate,
Through the chill years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the English began to hate.


Just substitute English for American.



posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:15 PM
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posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:15 PM
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a reply to: Jonjonj

That was incredible.



posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:18 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Brother, get that fatt arse to the woods and leave the clowns be for the weekend. Saturday, is 1st day of deer season (rifle)



posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:20 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

The problem is, we keep underestimating stupid people.


How do you figure?


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posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 09:20 PM
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I'm actually with you. This nonsense is enough.

It's spreading around like a cancer.

Damnit. I like Trump.



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