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a reply to: CriticalStinker

a reply to: DBCowboy

originally posted by: YouSir

originally posted by: Subaeruginosa
I think your title is a bad influence.

I have this sudden urge to crack open just a few more beers and kick back to old school Eminem... even though I know I should be getting to bed, so I'm good for work tomorrow.

"It's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"... lol.

Thank you for controlling my mind with your post...and corrupting my ride on the wagon into an overboard slip and fall...

Your welcome.

a reply to: Bigburgh

Don't Fear The Waffle

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Personally..

I like switching it up and requiring my dog to make eye contact with me while I work for #2

The douche-waffle demands to be present during the process, even opening the door, so I figure he might as well comfort me during my trials and tribulations.

Oh, welcome back BP!

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Unleash the bloody vegans!!!!

a reply to: Serdgiam

I like switching it up and requiring my dog to make eye contact with me while I work for #2

Lol, made me have a funny image. I tried to draw it, but it came out disturbing... So I was like, I'll share it with my buds.

a reply to: BELIEVERpriest

Welcome back.
Welcome back,welcome back,welcome back.

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originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: CriticalStinker

I don't know which of those two make me more uncomfortable.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Lol!

Im legit printing that out and putting it on my fridge.

The resulting conversations should be.. very intriguing and enlightening.

a reply to: Serdgiam

I tried it, and she went straight for her comfort toy.... Poor girl.

a reply to: Serdgiam

I like switching it up and requiring my dog to make eye contact with me while I work for #2

Also, side note. When you're sitting down on the commode, you're dialing in to the poop internet. Many people just like you are dialed in themselves at the same time on the same network.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Labs just use their jovial demeanor to hide their unsupportive, judgy nature.

When I play guitar in the divine aura of Her Majesty, she glares at me when I hit a bad note. Every time.

My shepherd, Mr. I Need To Be In the Bathroom While You Poo, puts his head directly on the front of the guitar cab while Im playing. For hours..

Maybe expose her to horrible attempts at music until she makes that eye contact?

¯_(ツ)_/¯

a reply to: BELIEVERpriest

Welcome back!

a reply to: CriticalStinker

I'm scared that when I'm sitting on the porcelain thrown, a midget with a knife will pop out of cupboard and come after me.

A midget , coming after me on the "porcelain throne" would use the knife to take their own life before that great green cloud of WMD hit em full in the face.
(I eat a lot of bean and cheese burritos)