I'm back.

Hey ATS. I'm back. I said I wouldn't be, but guess what? I lied to all of you. I originally left because of the redirects that ATS' new ad campaign was causing, but I haven't been experiencing any redirect issues, so I guess its kosher for now.

I don't like this subtle form of subconscious psychological warfare that is pop-up advertising, but what can I say, life just ain't the same without ya.

Its good to see that things haven't changed. Still the same old left-right bickering. Sometimes you just wanna go where nobody knows your name.....

a reply to: BELIEVERpriest

Its good to see that things haven't changed. Still the same old left-right bickering.

Yea.... This is the anonymous Facebook. Mainstream only with handles and no identity. It's great.

Good ol' two party politics on a conspiracy site. Cheeto Christ vs the soy gang. Hurray.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Spoken like a good and true commie leftist douche-waffle.

So glad your back, sir!

I get the distinct feeling , in my bones, we're fix in, can ya tell I'm a Texan, fix in to see the left and right and also....also the extreme lib left separated permanently, bout time....aye mate talkin a benevolent dictaator....a King

a reply to: BELIEVERpriest

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Spoken like a good and true commie leftist douche-waffle.

I prefer gender fluid left leaning socialist.

a reply to: BELIEVERpriest

Welcome back.


Sorry for raining on your parade. I have a whole mess of chigger bites and am currently making benadryl, steroid, and scotch cocktails in an effort to sleep lol.

I was just banting though... I can't help my sassy self right now. Someone take my phone away, and then put it next to me before 6:30 so I can wake up... Please and thank you.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Spoken like a good and true commie leftist douche-waffle.

I LOVE WAFFLES!!! 🤗

Edit: see edit

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Spoken like a good and true commie leftist douche-waffle.

I prefer gender fluid left leaning socialist.

Ummm...I don’t know...I kinda liked the douche waffle...

Now...is that as in...a waffling douche...or is it more like a scrubby...


Enquiring minds and all that rot...






YouSir

a reply to: YouSir

I believe I'm a douche, textured like a waffle.

But then again, reality is just a construct... And we can change it at any time.

F##k.... I'm still a waffle, or am I more douche?

Give me a minute, OK?

a reply to: BELIEVERpriest


Ummm...Oh...hey...glad to see your back bro...

Now...if you’d only turn around we could all laugh at your front as well...


HA...Ha...









YouSir

a reply to: CriticalStinker


C'mon you know you want waffles!!!

originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: CriticalStinker


C'mon you know you want waffles!!!

I am waffles.... And I want waffles.

I am what I want.

I MADE IT IN LIFE GUYS!!! 🤣

I think your title is a bad influence.

I have this sudden urge to crack open just a few more beers and kick back to old school Eminem... even though I know I should be getting to bed, so I'm good for work tomorrow.

"It's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"... lol.

a reply to: CriticalStinker


LMAO...
And now I'm at a toaster

originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: CriticalStinker


C'mon you know you want waffles!!!

Ummm...I’d rather hear him waffle...the douche...


Or at least sing it in falsetto...





YouSir

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Spoken like a good and true commie leftist douche-waffle.

I LOVE WAFFLES!!! 🤗

Edit: see edit

Sometimes. . . . . . . you scare me.

And I am usually just afraid of clowns, loud noises, the dark, and pictures of scantily-clad Renee Zellweger.

a reply to: DBCowboy

As I sing in Falsetto!

Don't be afraid of WAFFLES!!🎵🎶

originally posted by: Subaeruginosa
I think your title is a bad influence.

I have this sudden urge to crack open just a few more beers and kick back to old school Eminem... even though I know I should be getting to bed, so I'm good for work tomorrow.

"It's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"... lol.

Ummm...okay...don’t mention it...

What brand of piss are you swilling...?

Beer just makes me want some bourbon...scratch that...rye whiskey...

Ima make me a drink now...

Thank you for controlling my mind with your post...and corrupting my ride on the wagon into an overboard slip and fall...






YouSir

a reply to: DBCowboy

And I am usually just afraid of clowns, loud noises, the dark, and pictures of scantily-clad Renee Zellweger.

I'm scared that when I'm sitting on the porcelain thrown, a midget with a knife will pop out of cupboard and come after me.

Now, I pride myself in not being cocky (lol, pride in not being cocky)... But I think in normal circumstances, I could take a little person. However, I'm vulnerable in that state. Which is how I understand why my dog requires eye contact when she drops dueces in the yard. Perfectly understandable, not a word is spoken, but I can hear her telecommuting with me "you got your back right?"

Yea Mattie, I got your back as long as it's not like a bear or something.