posted on Sep, 9 2019 @ 10:52 AM
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
Ah the legendary Gronk, some call him the hulking monster of New England, a terrifying Monster fueled by radiation.
Others say he's a tight ender, the mystery continues...
These "Sports scientists" don't fool anyone, the list of prohibited substances are provided but they always find a loophole, such as certain
performance enhancing drugs like Barrybondswasnoatcheatinol, and lmnotmarionjonesateine.
There are strict regulations when it comes to these substances, which is why it's a surprise-or not because the Gronk is one of the faces of the game,
God forbid he brings the game into disrepute.
Whatever happened to the days of old schoolyard football? All you needed was breakfast, slaving through class until you get the chance at recess to
either kick some ass or get your ass kicked, we didn't need suckitupwuss injections.
edit on 9-9-2019 by Thecakeisalie because: (no reason given)