posted on Sep, 6 2019 @ 10:31 PM
I bought one lottery ticket on the way home, the prize was $800 million. I did not often buy a ticket, but tonight I felt lucky.
The wife and I were doing our normal nightly routine and I decided to check the ticket. All numbers matched- we WON!
The party started for my wife and I. Things were done that cannot be discussed and will remain unsaid.
I had her sign the ticket to ensure to her my love was true and that I trusted her implicitly.
The next morning upon awakening I find my love to be deceased in bed beside me!
She signed the back of the ticket- no more love of my life or money. I hatched a plan. I needed a wife imposter. I called up and recruited my buddy
who knows how to operate in the dark web.
She looked similar enough to pull off my wife's identity. Still grief stricken and with my wife in the deep freeze in the garage- the little voice
said go through with it.
The deal was 50 million to imposter, 2 million to my dark web friend- the rest mine after taxes of course.
It all played out perfectly EXCEPT for one detail. All of the money went to my Wife imposter. I had to depend on her to give me my money. I never got
it and she disappeared. My dark web bud has hired a hit man to kill me and I have no money. I don't even want to contemplate the fact I have my dear
Wife in the deep freeze, with which I still have to do something about.
I found a dollar in the clothes dryer; I am going to buy another lottery ticket now...
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