Author Begs People Not to Wear Scary Red Sports Hats

Erythrophobia is the fear of the color red.
Cocklaphobia is the fear of hats.

So Erythrococklaphobia? Or maybe just TDS for simplicity.

originally posted by: Identified
“normal people.” The ones who don’t want to freak people out at a distance.

Spooky action at a distance huh?

Why do MAGA hats freak people out? Because they know they're incapable of resisting the urge to spazz out, cause a scene, inadvertantly assault someone, get uploaded to youtube, deal with internet shame and public ridicule and lose their job at StarCucks?

a reply to: Identified

I know where the Bikers I know would tell them where to shove it. The outcome would'nt be pretty.

When people find red hats offensive and partial birth abortions wonderful, then it's time to take stock and re-evaluate your life.

Just sayin'

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Fun fact: The daily average sales of Starbucks is $63.1 Million. If that money was spent on the 553,000 US homeless it would be enough to buy each of them seven MAGA hats from the official Trump website.

a reply to: DBCowboy

That’s offensive. Abortions separate children from parents you know.

originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: Identified

Can we still wear condoms on head?

Sorry, that condom was red..

That just won't make the cut I'm afraid.

a reply to: Ironclad1964

Apologies all round! Drinks on me!

a reply to: Identified

This Author Lives at What Address Again ? Think I'll Pay him a Friendly Visit and REMIND Him what Country he Happens to be Residing in at the Moment ............

So, scary black rifles and red hats...

Got it.

originally posted by: mtnshredder
Seriously f these idiots. So sick of reading about people offended by their own shadow. Do us all a favor and go find a tall bridge.

Have you seen Sticks and Stones?

a reply to: Identified

That is ok. They have a white version of MAGA hat available. I think it's even more impactfull.

On the first day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

A Tweet storm sent out at 3

On the second day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

Two scoops of ice cream

On the third day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

Three FISA warrants

On the fourth day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

Four campaign rallies

On the fifth day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

FIVE MAGA HATS!

On the sixth day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

Six Sharpies

On the seventh day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

seven fast food feasts

On the eighth day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

eight concentration camps

On the ninth day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

nine SCOTUS judges

On the tenth day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

ten confusing statements

On the eleventh day of TDS ORANGE MAN sent to me -

eleven ...

It's late and I can't come up with the last two, and I was reaching for several.

originally posted by: Boadicea

originally posted by: LogicalGraphitti

I don't know crochet from croquets... does this count? Pussy Riot Hat.

Had to laugh!

But shame on me... that's just one more hat being discriminated against!!!

Is there no end to this madness???

It is made from separate pieces. One piece for every woman, genderfluid, trans, Non-binary, agender, nongendered, third-gendered, and binarifluid gender that all Trump supporters, right-wingers, and/or white cis men rape and oppress with their privelege by age 21. I think I heard they lowballed the numbers for it though to make sure the hat's would still fit the human head and not be more tailored to an elephant or something.

Whats wrong with you all?? Those red hats are TERRIFYING!

a reply to: AlexandrosTheGreat

It is made from separate pieces. One piece for every woman, genderfluid, trans, Non-binary, agender, nongendered, third-gendered, and binarifluid gender that all Trump supporters, right-wingers, and/or white cis men rape and oppress with their privelege by age 21.

It's not what I thought it was -- so thank you for explaining.

But I'm not playing the "ALL" anything game. And I'm certainly not going to pretend that only "Trump supporters, right-wingers, and/or white cis men" are the only guilty parties.

Do you really believe that? Do you really believe that no Trump haters, left-wingers, men of color, and/or gay/transgender men have ever harmed women? Because you would be wrong. Very wrong.

In fact, men of all kinds have quite a history of harming and killing women. Including men identifying as women.

a reply to: Advantage

Only to raging bulls lol.

originally posted by: Arnie123

originally posted by: mtnshredder
Seriously f these idiots. So sick of reading about people offended by their own shadow. Do us all a favor and go find a tall bridge.

Have you seen Sticks and Stones?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but red hats are what really scares me.

I think that this is going to be a wear my red MAGA hat and open carry weekend.