Author Begs People Not to Wear Scary Red Sports Hats

a reply to: Identified
What was realty scary was the pussy hats those hats had me cowering in the corner in my basement. In reality she should be scared by the black flag masked fascist but then she would not be able to venture signal her reader base.

a reply to: LogicalGraphitti

And I'm going to join you with a beer and a condom on my head to sooth the madness.

a reply to: LogicalGraphitti

originally posted by: PhilbertDezineck
a reply to: Identified
In reality she should be scared by the black flag masked fascist but then she would not be able to venture signal her reader base.

This ^^^

It cannot be said too often or too much.

We should all pitch in and send her a red hat everyday till Trump’s out of office, just to watch her head explode daily.

a reply to: Identified

If you are scared by a red hat the media should be ashamed of themselves. There is literally no other reason. In fact it's the people in red hats who should be scared, they are targeted all the time by the 'tolerant' left and assaulted.

a reply to: Boadicea
Well what do YOU have against sewing clothes?
I feel discriminated!

The woman really needs to see a doctor. This sounds like psychotic behavior. At the very least, she has developed an anxiety disorder, a phobia of red hats.

We need a new 'phobia' name for this condition.

originally posted by: Oleandra88
a reply to: Boadicea
Well what do YOU have against sewing clothes?
I feel discriminated!

No! No! No! I sew too!!!

I've just never sewn any pink hats I sewed some blue and gray fleece hats for my son when he was still a youngun tho. So I can unequivocally and enthusiastically cheer for sewn hats -- Yay for sewn hats of all colors!!!

a reply to: Boadicea
You know, I almost wrote "I am a sewer..."

originally posted by: carsforkids
a reply to: LogicalGraphitti

And I'm going to join you with a beer and a condom on my head to sooth the madness.

I'm on my second scotch and I should have put the glass down before reading that! I can't get back what I spewed out of my nose from laughter.

a reply to: LogicalGraphitti

You still can enjoy the lingering smell

originally posted by: queenofswords
The woman really needs to see a doctor. This sounds like psychotic behavior. At the very least, she has developed an anxiety disorder, a phobia of red hats.

We need a new 'phobia' name for this condition.

TDS

a reply to: Identified

It's crazy, that it the future the left wants. One where if you wear a hat you should be blacklisted/ assaulted.

a reply to: funbobby

Future? It is already the present.

a reply to: LogicalGraphitti

Now I have to go buy some scotch!

Because it's friday!!!!

Can confirm the insanity is already out there. Was almost assaulted last year for wearing red..brace yourself...HARRY POTTER hat!! True story

a reply to: Identified

I am going to order a red hat and send it to her.

a reply to: Identified

I think Trump should claim all colors by making Trump hats and clothing in them. Pretty soon TDS sufferer's would be walking around naked, offended by ever color they see.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I sent one to my brother in Berkeley in 2016, it was hilarious.