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posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:11 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I did pole dancing once.

It was a stop sign and I was drunk, but it counts. . . right?


I don't believe for one minute that a stop sign pole could bear the weight of that big beautiful body(blob) of yours.

Would have to be atleast a major power line pole, or a bridge support to have survived that sensual swirl of yours.
edit on 5-9-2019 by MisterSpock because: (no reason given)




posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:13 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I did pole dancing once.

It was a stop sign and I was drunk, but it counts. . . right?


Are you pole discriminatory?

A pole is a pole... regardless of their character or the color of their sign,




posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:14 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

Okay.

It was the Washington Monument.

But Bill Clinton put a dollar in my G-string.



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:14 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
it would be interesting to have a paid section for ATS where we were not so constrained by the Tees


Aye. Those damn Tees. So like are we talking wet Tees contests or topless discarded Tees...

Just kidding



All jokes aside, I vote for the best(better) idea of a chat feature for those of either enough year(3 years) or enough posts(5K plus), numbers being negotiable, just an outlet for those that continue to drive traffic and enlist the rage of new(bot or otherwise) signups, to have a place to let loose.

Would be nice.


I'm pretty sure I was the sole reason the old ATS Chat has been dismantled forever...yeh.....







edit on 5-9-2019 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:15 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: MisterSpock

Okay.

It was the Washington Monument.

But Bill Clinton put a dollar in my G-string.



Sorry, but bill isn't cheap, so that means that dollar came from hillary,

I can't imagine the shame you feel for that.



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:16 PM
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I'm a slap on the wrist away from finding out what happens when you reach -10000 points.

Should I go for it?

I've heard stories, but I'm afraid I won't be able to find my way back to tell y'all...



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:17 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I can't imagine what would have transpired to kill it.

Might have been a software thing.

So much worse has happened.

Hell, I remember a topic where I suggested the OP kill a cat, place it on the counter for dinner and suggest him, his sister and her boyfriend take a sexual shower together WITH THE DEAD CAT....even that wasn't deleted(though it was a good idea to get rid of his problem).

Like I said earlier, moderation really doesn't seem to be a big issue around here.



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:18 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
it would be interesting to have a paid section for ATS where we were not so constrained by the Tees


Aye. Those damn Tees. So like are we talking wet Tees contests or topless discarded Tees...

Just kidding


All jokes aside, I vote for the best(better) idea of a chat feature for those of either enough year(3 years) or enough posts(5K plus), numbers being negotiable, just an outlet for those that continue to drive traffic and enlist the rage of new(bot or otherwise) signups, to have a place to let loose.

Would be nice.

OK... I'd be fine with a chat feature with those terms... if anyone could join in to said chat on those terms.

I've a live chat feature on two of my websites... it isn't rocket science and you can place ads there.

Still rather pay for no ads and a defined section...



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:20 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: MisterSpock

Okay.

It was the Washington Monument.

But Bill Clinton put a dollar in my G-string.



He gave me a cigar in my thong.



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:20 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Hell, I remember a topic where I suggested the OP kill a cat, place it on the counter for dinner and suggest him, his sister and her boyfriend take a sexual shower together WITH THE DEAD CAT.



You say that casually like it wasn't the defining moment you became everybody's favorite poster instantaneously..



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:20 PM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
I'm a slap on the wrist away from finding out what happens when you reach -10000 points.

Should I go for it?

I've heard stories, but I'm afraid I won't be able to find my way back to tell y'all...


Really? How do you even keep track of those "points"

I don't see any such thing in my member stats.



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:21 PM
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Paying a little for no ads would be great.

I would like to see ATS add a feature so we can star a post multiple times for a fee(say $1 per extra stars, maybe sell 120 extra stars for $100).

Just a wild idea to raise money to maintain the site while giving the members who contribute a little something to have fun with.

Many years ago ATS was asking for our help to keep going. Many of us contributed.



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:21 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Hell, I remember a topic where I suggested the OP kill a cat, place it on the counter for dinner and suggest him, his sister and her boyfriend take a sexual shower together WITH THE DEAD CAT.



You say that casually like it wasn't the defining moment you became everybody's favorite poster instantaneously..



Well, I remember it fondly, can't speak for anyone else.

If you were there, I'd have to say it was a hell of a good idea re the OP's problems.



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:23 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Hell, I remember a topic where I suggested the OP kill a cat, place it on the counter for dinner and suggest him, his sister and her boyfriend take a sexual shower together WITH THE DEAD CAT.



You say that casually like it wasn't the defining moment you became everybody's favorite poster instantaneously..



Well, I remember it fondly, can't speak for anyone else.

If you were there, I'd have to say it was a hell of a good idea re the OP's problems.


That was one of the few times I actually laughed. out. loud.



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:23 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Hell, I remember a topic where I suggested the OP kill a cat, place it on the counter for dinner and suggest him, his sister and her boyfriend take a sexual shower together WITH THE DEAD CAT.



You say that casually like it wasn't the defining moment you became everybody's favorite poster instantaneously..



Sadly, ATS's search function is so bad I couldn't hope to find that even if I wanted.

Not for the purpose of patting myself on the back, just figured it would look good on my headstone......



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:25 PM
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Seriously...I'd probably pay for extra benefits on ATS.
I like it here...especially if we could get rid of these ads.



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:26 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Hell, I remember a topic where I suggested the OP kill a cat, place it on the counter for dinner and suggest him, his sister and her boyfriend take a sexual shower together WITH THE DEAD CAT.



You say that casually like it wasn't the defining moment you became everybody's favorite poster instantaneously..



Well, I remember it fondly, can't speak for anyone else.

If you were there, I'd have to say it was a hell of a good idea re the OP's problems.


That was one of the few times I actually laughed. out. loud.


The reason it was so good, is because it had no downside.

You either got a tasty meal out of it(fresh cat),

Got rid of your sisters crappy boyfriend(creeped him out)

or ended up having sex in the shower with your sister.

Literally no downside, it's the textbook definition of a 4d chest move.



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:26 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

I think it's for me that my posts getting removed or warnings or whatever seem to be a roll of the dice.

I just had a post on this thread removed for being off-topic... I originally posted this thread in General Chit-chat, got it moved to Member business by a mod and am now having a post removed because it is no longer on topic for the thread that I originally posted in a forum that allowed that.

If that's the standard here, I'm no longer interested in the site.






edit on 5-9-2019 by Lumenari because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:28 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Hell, I remember a topic where I suggested the OP kill a cat, place it on the counter for dinner and suggest him, his sister and her boyfriend take a sexual shower together WITH THE DEAD CAT.



You say that casually like it wasn't the defining moment you became everybody's favorite poster instantaneously..



I couldn't hope to find that even if I wanted.


But you do want to, right?...

*ahem*

I'll just leave this here...


www.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on Sep, 5 2019 @ 10:29 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

I was only kidding, although I am somewhere in that ballpark.

It's actually a miracle that I've lasted this long.

edit on 5-9-2019 by knowledgehunter0986 because: (no reason given)



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