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The Offengers. . . . . Endgame

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posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 08:47 PM
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Since Kroger, Walmart, Ungle Woogies House of Slappy-Poo have started a "ban" on open carry because it offends, why should we stop there?

We need to start a drive to ban from any public area;

Any Caucasian or person of color with natural hair color or dyed hair or no hair.
They can't be wearing black t-shirts (Antifa) white t-shirts (KKK) or colored shirts because it would offend people who are color-blind.
Anyone who walks on two legs will be offending those who don't have any legs or just one leg, so banned.
Any religious person is also banned because it might offend atheists, or Christians, or Muslims, or those of the Jewish faith.
Only nationalities consisting of North Americans, South Americans, Mid-Americans, European, African or Asian will be banned.
Meat-eaters need to be banned.

Vegans also need to be banned because they annoy pretty much everyone.

Those with cell phones will be banned, those without cell phones will also be banned because who doesn't have a cell phone you loser!
We need to ban people with children because it might offend those who cannot or have not had children.
We have to ban all women ovulating because it reminds women in menopause that they cannot.

We have to ban gays because it might offend lesbians who also need to be banned because they offend transgendered who need to be banned because they offend gays who are banned because it might offend lesbians who also need to be banned because they offend transgendered who need to be banned.


Everyone not listed above is free to shop anywhere you want.





posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 08:51 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I identify as a black lesbian.....
Now give me free stuff...
I'll be in my safe space waiting..



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 08:52 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Demand more bland!!!




posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 08:53 PM
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I identify as a bad guy in lethal weapon 2 with diplomatic immunity(the first half of the film only).

So I can do whatever I want and I have a cool accent.



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 08:54 PM
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Publishers of history text books can save some money by printing two words for the years between 2015-2020.

Pure stupidity.



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 08:55 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
I identify as a bad guy in lethal weapon 2 with diplomatic immunity(the first half of the film only).

So I can do whatever I want and I have a cool accent.


Sorry, you typed that in English which has a history of colonizing peoples of color.

Banned.



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 08:55 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I identify as a Golden Dragon.

So I agree...

Let the bannings begin!!!!




edit on 4-9-2019 by Lumenari because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 08:56 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Free speech and 2nd amendment rights are both offensive to the progressives.



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 08:56 PM
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I am an NPC. so I am featureless, genderless, have no orientation, no religion, and look like everyone and everything else.

Everything else that doesn't look or sound or think or act exactly like me is offensive. So I demand it all be banned.



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:00 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

People need a way to pass time , what better way to do it than be offended about what others are doing, it's a win win, ignore your own issues while concentrating on other peoples.



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:02 PM
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originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: DBCowboy

I identify as a Golden Dragon.

So I agree...

Let the bannings begin!!!!





Ummm, the Green Dragons might have an issue. . . . . .



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:05 PM
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originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: DBCowboy

I identify as a Golden Dragon.

So I agree...

Let the bannings begin!!!!





You identify as a Chinese restaurant?



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:07 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: DBCowboy

I identify as a Golden Dragon.

So I agree...

Let the bannings begin!!!!





Ummm, the Green Dragons might have an issue. . . . . .


They always have issues though... like envy.

We don't socialize with them so it doesn't matter.




posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: pteridine

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: DBCowboy

I identify as a Golden Dragon.

So I agree...

Let the bannings begin!!!!





You identify as a Chinese restaurant?


The restaurant chain stole the name because we are so magnificent.

We don't eat there though..




posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:10 PM
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a reply to: pteridine




How dare anyone identify as a Chinese restaurant except an authentic Chinese person! CULTURAL APPROPRIATION ...!




posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:11 PM
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a reply to: Lumenari

This might sound a little weird, but I'm gonna need to see two dragons.



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:11 PM
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I found the solution . . . .






















I'm all for it . . . .



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:11 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey that hurts😣😢😢😢



those without cell phones will also be banned because who doesn't have a cell phone you loser!


I have no need for one



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:16 PM
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a reply to: knowledgehunter0986
Your tag line is: "a rose that grew from concrete" (dont blow the earth up KH, just pave it once and for all).



posted on Sep, 4 2019 @ 09:18 PM
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originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: Lumenari

This might sound a little weird, but I'm gonna need to see two dragons.







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