The evolution theory is a huge misinterpretation of the Bible.

a reply to: Out6of9Balance

God only created the waterbears the rest is evolution.
Amen , We are all descendants of the Great Waterbear.

a reply to: Raggedyman

Believing in God is a little strange

So is believing in the big bang. Neither hold water.

originally posted by: BlueJacket
a reply to: Out6of9Balance

The theory of evolution was developed independent of any biblical influence.

Exactly my point, it originated in the human mind and is nowhere to be found in the Bible. The Bible doesn't hold any truth of a process considered by the evolution theory.

a reply to: paraphi

Imagine a life without silliness. Perfection would be meaningless.

a reply to: Out6of9Balance

What leads you to believe the bible is an accurate depiction of reality?

Irrespective of whether one beleives in a supreme being creator, the bible is a compilation of outdated literary works of fiction, for the purpose of teaching through the use of parables.

Perhaps you can make a case for many of the stories having a foundation of truth, but they have been exaggerated and altered as they were handed down orally for many generations, or in some cases, plagiarized (obviously not in a legal sense) from earlier writings such as the Sumerian flood story, among others.

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
Exactly my point, it originated in the human mind and is nowhere to be found in the Bible. The Bible doesn't hold any truth of a process considered by the evolution theory.

I don't think combustion engines, or marmalade are found in the Bible. It does not mean and are not real.

a reply to: paraphi

Combustion engines simply didn't exist back then. Is there any book having everything in the world in it?

7 flags

Bonkers!

We are the silly ones and you all are perfect!

originally posted by: purplemer
a reply to: Raggedyman

No question about that

Believing in God is a little strange

So is believing in the big bang. Neither hold water.

No question about that

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
The evolution theory is a huge misinterpretation of the Bible. How was it possible for someone to get it that wrong?

The Bible clearly says God created the animals and man.

24 Then God commanded, “Let the earth produce all kinds of animal life: domestic and wild, large and small”—and it was done. 25 So God made them all, and he was pleased with what he saw.

26 Then God said, “And now we will make human beings;..

Do you see?

I don't get how some people seem to read man descended from the animals. It's clearly not what it says!

Big smile at the end eh. I get the sarcasm! You've been caught. Good job being tricky. Gotta try harder to be a troll though. You'll get there with practice.

I get it. It's really hard to pretend to be on the other side. Making claims that you know aren't true and making people believe it is almost impossible. You gotta make yourself believe. Then and only then itll look legit.

Good luck and GOD SPEED!

a reply to: confound

Nothing but empty words from someone trying to hide behind the internet encouraging people to become trolls. What were you thinking?

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
a reply to: confound

Nothing but empty words from someone trying to hide behind the internet encouraging people to become trolls. What were you thinking?

Your op contradicts itself. I'm glad you responded. Can you spot the problem with your op?

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
a reply to: GreenGunther

No but it sure puts a smile on your face, doesn't it?

Unfortunately no, it puts a open hand to my face, as a deep sigh escapes my lungs and throat
This thread should be closed down for trolling.

a reply to: confound

There's no problem with the op even when it contradicts itself.

originally posted by: GreenGunther

This thread should be closed down for trolling.

It's a huge misinterpretation of the Bible. How could they be so wrong?

Maybe this can be moved to the LOL forum.

a reply to: NoClue

If he evolves into all-ness, he will be human and a monkey and everything in existence.

If he evolves into one-ness, he will not be a monkey or anything but human

Very well put - I've had a tiring day and I'm smirking at the brilliance of your reply. Words fail me.

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
Combustion engines simply didn't exist back then. Is there any book having everything in the world in it?

Nor did the concept of the theory of evolution. Had evolution have been a scientific and recognised fact when the New Testament was compiled, it's probable things may have had a different slant.

a reply to: Mach2

Spirituality was there in the beginning and will be there in the end. It's nothing outdated.

a reply to: paraphi

Jesus wouldn't have changed any of his words.

originally posted by: Out6of9Balance
Jesus wouldn't have changed any of his words.

You don't know that. The Bible was written for the audience at the time. Much of the sentiment around the New Testament resonates today. 2,000 years ago the combustion engine and the understanding of evolution and natural selection were not even imagined, but had they been I would imagine the message of Jesus to be something different.