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originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: DBCowboy
Wait.....you're still working...
Aren't you like 90 years old?
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: DBCowboy
Wait.....you're still working...
Aren't you like 90 years old?
Close.
Gambling debts to the mob and an addiction to unicorn farts has made retirement impossible.
originally posted by: MisterSpock
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: DBCowboy
Wait.....you're still working...
Aren't you like 90 years old?
Close.
Gambling debts to the mob and an addiction to unicorn farts has made retirement impossible.
Here I figured you were only doing it so you could keep hiring younger and younger secretaries.
originally posted by: Nyiah
originally posted by: MisterSpock
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: DBCowboy
Wait.....you're still working...
Aren't you like 90 years old?
Close.
Gambling debts to the mob and an addiction to unicorn farts has made retirement impossible.
Here I figured you were only doing it so you could keep hiring younger and younger secretaries.
Somebody has to find Aug's virgin sacrifices....
originally posted by: MisterSpock
originally posted by: Nyiah
originally posted by: MisterSpock
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: DBCowboy
Wait.....you're still working...
Aren't you like 90 years old?
Close.
Gambling debts to the mob and an addiction to unicorn farts has made retirement impossible.
Here I figured you were only doing it so you could keep hiring younger and younger secretaries.
Somebody has to find Aug's virgin sacrifices....
You'd think, but at his age that "young" secretary he hired is actually a 48 year old woman with a grandchild. So pretty useless to Augie.
originally posted by: Nyiah
originally posted by: MisterSpock
originally posted by: Nyiah
originally posted by: MisterSpock
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: MisterSpock
a reply to: DBCowboy
Wait.....you're still working...
Aren't you like 90 years old?
Close.
Gambling debts to the mob and an addiction to unicorn farts has made retirement impossible.
Here I figured you were only doing it so you could keep hiring younger and younger secretaries.
Somebody has to find Aug's virgin sacrifices....
You'd think, but at his age that "young" secretary he hired is actually a 48 year old woman with a grandchild. So pretty useless to Augie.
No, no, not the ones he actually hires. I'm talking about the young, wet-behind-the-ears ones he interviews that disappear.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: MisterSpock
My assistant is Gunther, a sad German intern enslaved to me because he once made poor decisions.
He is my manservant.
originally posted by: solve
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: solve
You are a bitter person with bad hair and you probably cannot dance to disco.
I will toss nickels at you because I can.
....Bitching because had to work through A weekend....