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Triggered He/She/They Comrades with Jazz Hands Convention Oh My

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posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 02:45 PM
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a reply to: operation mindcrime

"Comrades, this month we are meeting to establish what the coffee order from Starbucks will be. If you look at your itineraries, you will see ..."

"Point of personal Privilege! Not all of us can see. That's ablist of you."

"... We regret not having distributed the itineraries in Braille this time, Comrades, and deeply regret our lapse into ableism. As I was saying, today's discussion will center on the language to be used when referring to coffees, what sorts of coffee blends that may be considered, and how best to be inclusive when discussing the sensitive topics of coffee cups and creamers."

"Tomorrow's agenda will be to work on determining the order in which we will place our coffee orders, but that will be a multiple day task comprising the work of several committees discussing power and privilege. We will, of course, have future itineraries printed in Braille ..."

(jazz hands)

[a secret look into the conference at which the monumental task of deciding how future conferences would order coffee was set; obviously, future conferences, now able to collectively achieve their caffeine buzzes of choice could then move on to weightier matters ... like whether or not ordering Danish is racist ...]
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posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 02:48 PM
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What I wouldn’t give to have Sam Kinison come back from the dead and tell them what he thought about their “point of privilege“. They’d be running for safe spaces and dropping like flies. These people are certifiably insane.




posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 02:48 PM
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a reply to: stosh64

only if you have cookies and milk.



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 02:50 PM
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a reply to: stosh64

LMFAO! What a bunch of weanies. Stalin, Lenin, and Mao must be so proud of this generation of Socialists. So basically, what i get from this is they will create a country where everyone must whisper and give jazz hands for fear of setting off the nearest nut case. Sounds like a great place to live. It makes me want to roll up in there blasting some Metallica.
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posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 02:53 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

On day 5 of the coffee choice agenda meeting of the comrades they realize that they can't drink coffee because it raises their level of anxiety.
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posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 02:54 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
CSPAN would be far more entertaining if Congress behaved like this. Admit it.


Absolutely.... I wanna see some of the older members of congress throw up different variations of jazz hands. Happy jazz hands, agreement jazz hands, angry jazz hands. Who would win for most expressive jazz hands?

Bless these poor fragile little souls... I can think of a lot of material, but these cats are just low hanging fruit.... too easy.



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 02:55 PM
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a reply to: network dude

Comrade, I am triggered by your shaking. Please move slowly to room 11 where there are puppies, bubble tea and USB ports for your Apple products.



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 02:57 PM
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originally posted by: MRinder
a reply to: ketsuko

On day 5 of the coffee choice agenda meeting of the comrades they realize that they can't drink coffee because it raises their level of anxiety.


"Point of Personal Privilege! I have generalized anxiety disorder, and I can't drink caffeine."

"Comrade, we will then add a day to discuss acceptable, free trade decaf blends."



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 02:59 PM
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originally posted by: MRinder
a reply to: stosh64

LMFAO! What a bunch of weanies. Stalin, Lenin, and Mao must be so proud of this generation of Socialists. So basically, what i get from this is they will create a country where everyone must whisper and give jazz hands for fear of setting off the nearest nut case. Sounds like a great place to live. It makes me want to roll up in there blasting some Metallica.


Stalin, Lenin, and Mao would harness the whine until they had power, and as soon as it turned on them, they'd line it up against the wall and shoot it or send it straight to Siberia.



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:01 PM
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Comrades, point of personal privilege! Is it reverse-ableism-handcap-appropriation for non ASL speakers to use ASL handsigns for clapping?





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posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:02 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: MRinder
a reply to: stosh64

LMFAO! What a bunch of weanies. Stalin, Lenin, and Mao must be so proud of this generation of Socialists. So basically, what i get from this is they will create a country where everyone must whisper and give jazz hands for fear of setting off the nearest nut case. Sounds like a great place to live. It makes me want to roll up in there blasting some Metallica.


Stalin, Lenin, and Mao would harness the whine until they had power, and as soon as it turned on them, they'd line it up against the wall and shoot it or send it straight to Siberia.

As it should be

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posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:02 PM
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originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: stosh64

only if you have cookies and milk.


Hope you like Soy milk.



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:04 PM
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Apparently over extended virginity causes one to become a Socialist.



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:04 PM
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originally posted by: stosh64

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: stosh64

only if you have cookies and milk.


Hope you like Soy milk.


Point of Personal Privilege, I drink strictly fair trade, free range organic coconut milk!



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:05 PM
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originally posted by: mtnshredder
What I wouldn’t give to have Sam Kinison come back from the dead and tell them what he thought about their “point of privilege“. They’d be running for safe spaces and dropping like flies. These people are certifiably insane.



LMFAO
That would be EPIC. Although I am sure if he were still alive he would be black listed by hollyweird by now.



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:07 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: stosh64

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: stosh64

only if you have cookies and milk.


Hope you like Soy milk.


Point of Personal Privilege, I drink strictly fair trade, free range organic coconut milk!

Point of Personal Privilege fair trade, free range organic coconut milk is a Human Right and so I only drink it if it comes straight from the governments teet.



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:11 PM
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originally posted by: MRinder

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: stosh64

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: stosh64

only if you have cookies and milk.


Hope you like Soy milk.


Point of Personal Privilege, I drink strictly fair trade, free range organic coconut milk!

Point of Personal Privilege fair trade, free range organic coconut milk is a Human Right and so I only drink it if it comes straight from the governments teet.


"Comrades, you're getting ahead of yourselves. We don't plan to begin discussions of the command economy of the future until our second or third 5-year plan."



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:13 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: MRinder

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: stosh64

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: stosh64

only if you have cookies and milk.


Hope you like Soy milk.


Point of Personal Privilege, I drink strictly fair trade, free range organic coconut milk!

Point of Personal Privilege fair trade, free range organic coconut milk is a Human Right and so I only drink it if it comes straight from the governments teet.


"Comrades, you're getting ahead of yourselves. We don't plan to begin discussions of the command economy of the future until our second or third 5-year plan."


Well that's the last straw Comrades. I am going back home to Mommy!



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:17 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Point of information! So, is a yes vote for amending the coconut milk clause or is for the coconut clause as it was submitted to committee or are we voting to move on to the next point?



posted on Aug, 6 2019 @ 03:20 PM
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a reply to: MRinder

Point of personal privilege! I have a problem following what it is we are voting on if people keep getting up and going home to mommy! Could everyone just take a seat so we can take a vote on this? Okay, if you don't mind, I mean I know we are all getting excited here about coconut milk but this is really important and I can't focus.




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