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1. Vermin Supreme said that he would implement mandatory toothbrushing laws. What are your plans to fix the national dental care situation?
2. Over the years, we have seen a lot of terrorism coming from the North Pole. While many of its residents are peaceful, we have seen several attacks by Santas with bells in front of stores, Victorian carolers, and even our own neighbors attacking our neighborhoods with explosions of light for 2-3 months out of the year. How are you going to deal with the North Pole situation?
3. There was been an escalating war along the east coast and Canadian border between Tim Horton’s and Dunkin’ Donuts. What do you plan to do to ease tensions in the great doughnut war? Last week, I saw a man on the ground with at least 12 holes in him.