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Berkeley Calif to Ban Offensive "MANhole"

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posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 09:56 AM
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posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 09:56 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
JFK's attempt to change the term is why Trump was on the grassy knoll that day.
-CNN


"Zer Gorbachev, tear down those manhole covers." - Ronald W. Reagan



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 09:57 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
I'm voting for giant meteor in 2020.
The human race no longer deserves to infest this planet.

Oh wait.. hu-man,,,,

Cant use that word anymore


Oh boy....sorry i mean 'Oh person'....that made me laugh




posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 09:57 AM
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I’m glad someon is finally addressing the things that really matter, think of all the hole covers that have been misgendered over the years, I bet you’ve never even given them a thought you bigot.

I personally think this isn’t going far enough, we need to hit back at the patriarchy hard, i vote that from now on we call them “womenholes” and really stick it to em


Edit: I meant stick it to the patriarchy, not womanholes



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 09:57 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"I like man-hole covers."
-Hitler Bruce Jenner



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 09:59 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
"I like man-hole covers."
-Hitler Bruce Jenner


"December 7th, 1941, the day manholes were invented, is a date that will live in infamy." - Franklin D. Roosevelt



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:00 AM
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originally posted by: IkNOwSTuff
I’m glad someon is finally addressing the things that really matter, think of all the hole covers that have been misgendered over the years, I bet you’ve never even given them a thought you bigot.

I personally think this isn’t going far enough, we need to hit back at the patriarchy hard, i vote that from now on we call them “womenholes” and really stick it to em


Edit: I meant stick it to the patriarchy, not womanholes


I agree, what about the .01% of poor manhole covers that were born thinking they were really a womanhole trapped in a manhole.
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posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:01 AM
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Leave it to the state that has an epidemic of street shi##ng and needles everywhere to be brave enough to protect peoples emotions.

"California- We have a lot of problems, but we'll make you feelz good."



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:03 AM
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Wow, two pages in and no progressive apologists here with their usual rhetoric...

"Triggered"
"Threatened"

Even progressives must see how stupid this one is..
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posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:03 AM
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I think they will be re-writing the bible soon:


So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them


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So God created people in it's own image, in the image of God they created them; they and they it created them
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posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:06 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hello covers, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Manhole covers hurting derp feelings,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of Manhole covers

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
Manhole covers spreading wide,
I miss my step and fall inside
When my thighs were grabbed by a flash of a Berkley dork
That saved my life
And I missed, the Manhole cover.


Simon & Garfunkel, The Sound of Manhole Covers



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:07 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


"Walk softly and carry a big stick......unless of course the word 'stick' is inferred as some sort of offensive phallic term, then just wear a feathered boa." - Theodore Roosevelt



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:09 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"The only thing we have to fear, is language that an immeasurable minority of the populace might find offensive"

JFK



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:10 AM
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originally posted by: Diaspar
I think they will be re-writing the bible soon:


So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them


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So God created people in it's own image, in the image of God they created them; they and they it created them
LOL no need to worry. People in Berkeley, CA don't read the Bible.


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posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:11 AM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
"The only thing we have to fear, is language that an immeasurable minority of the populace might find offensive"

JFK


"Fore score and seven years ago, our forefathers….wait, strike that, our, um, fore....ah.....oh, goddamn it, just **** it, I'm going home..." - Abraham Lincoln



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:12 AM
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Man! I Feel Like A Woman

Let' see... Person! I fiel like a Person. There I fixed it, much better now don't ya think?


OK, next song: Stand by your PARTNER


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posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:15 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We could strike the man prefix and suffix all together.

We can replace it with gic, deriving from organic.... But then once the AI becomes sentient we'll be bigots again.
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posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:17 AM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker


"Read my lips: No new manhole covers!" - George H. W. Bush



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:18 AM
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"When you see only one set of footprints on the beach, it was then that I fell into a manhole."
-Jesus



posted on Jul, 18 2019 @ 10:19 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"Let us resolve to be masters, and the victims, of our history, controlling our own destiny while giving way to blind suspicions and emotions."

FDR
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