Best Movie Quotes

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" I KNOW!!!! Let's have a spelling contest!!!!!"
Doc,Tombstone

Pretty much every line that Doc and Wyatt speak in Tombstone is the best quote ever...

"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely God-damned right".
Willard [Martin Sheen] Apocalypse Now 1979.

"Things are never so bad they can't be made worse".
Charlie Allnut [Humphrey Bogart] The African Queen 1951.

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Smoke Signals

[Velma and Lucy drop Thomas and Victor at the bus station] Velma: You guys got your passports? Thomas Builds-the-Fire: Passports? Velma: Yeah, you're leavin' the rez and goin' into a whole different country, cousin. Thomas Builds-the-Fire: But... but, it's the United States. Lucy: Damn right it is! That's as foreign as it gets. Hope you two have your vaccinations. [All laugh]

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John Dies at the End

[first lines] Dave: Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.
Dave: Say you have an ax - just a cheap one from Home Depot.
[slow zoom in on man chopping]
Dave: On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man's already dead. Maybe you should worry, 'cause you're the one who shot him. He'd been a big twitchy guy with veined skin stretched over swollen biceps, tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. And you're chopping off his head because even with eight bullets in him, you're pretty sure he's about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.

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Well, it's not the Men in your life that count, it's the Life in your Men.

Mae West.

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Prosecuting Attorney: Then Howie survived?

Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

Prosecuting Attorney: Over Macho Grande?

Witness: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande. Those wounds run...pretty deep.

“There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!”

-Sheriff Buford T. Justice

originally posted by: pronto
a reply to: DBCowboy

roy rogers show
dale evans asks a child about being on her own
the child replies
your never on your own if you know JESUS
dale replies
out of the mouths of babes
a wacko moment for me

hoppy to california after california first wounds a bloke in the leg and as he limps away cali
plugs him dead
you should be ashamed of yerself shooting a wounded man
cali replies
why i was just trying to be humane
you shoot a horse with a broken leg
mate there are a million one liners in the old westerns
back to me beer

heads up moment DB
here in aussie a wacko moment does not mean what it does in the states
we are a family of people separated by a common language
it means the same as wow/yahoo/you little beauty/you little hum twicer
we say wacked in the head
hope that clears up any and all perceived thoughts of mocking THE LORD
it was never my intent
keep yer powder dry and yer bang stick close mate
hope that clears that up mate