Best Movie Quotes

a reply to: DBCowboy

Aliens has got so many good quotes.

I always liked this one:

Private Vasquez : Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are.
Private Drake : Go, Vasquez. Kick ass.
Private Vasquez : Anytime, anywhere, man!
Private Hudson : Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!
Private Vasquez : F... you, man!
Private Hudson : Anytime, anywhere.

a reply to: Diaspar


"Get away from her you BITCH!"
-Ripley, Aliens

a reply to: Diaspar

They mostly come at night,,,,mostly

a reply to: Bluntone22

Private Hudson : Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!

"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? It's another glorious day in the Corps. A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm: Every meal's a banquet. Every paycheck's a fortune! Every formation's a parade! I love the Corps!"
-Sgt Apone

Do you think you used enough dynamite there Butch? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

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"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" -Sundance Kid

"Who ARE those guys?" -Butch Cassidy

"Son, you got a panty on yore head." -Hayseed in the film Raising Arizona

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin'." -Fletcher

"Sorry." -Blutarsky, after smashing Stephen Bishop's guitar.

Joshua: "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play

originally posted by: Diaspar
a reply to: DBCowboy

Aliens has got so many good quotes.

I always liked this one:

Private Vasquez : Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are.
Private Drake : Go, Vasquez. Kick ass.
Private Vasquez : Anytime, anywhere, man!
Private Hudson : Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!
Private Vasquez : F... you, man!
Private Hudson : Anytime, anywhere.

This over and over..... =)


Private Hudson: Hey Vasquez , you ever been mistake for a man
Private Vasquez: No , have you.
Private Drake: Oh Vasquez, your just too bad

The classic opening of Reservoir Dogs... NSFW

Well come on let's go. Well it'll be nice to get home to Baker Street, hey Holmes? Yes but this is a great country Watson. It certainly is my dear fellow. Look up there ahead, the Capitol, the very heart of this democracy. Democracy, the only hope for the future, hey Holmes? It's not given to us to peer into the mysteries of the future but in the days to come the British and American people will, for their own safety and for the good of all, walk together in majesty, and justice, and in peace. That's magnificent. I quite agree with you. Not with me, but Mr. Winston Churchill. I was quoting from the speech he made not so long ago in that very building.

Ted II: There are no chicks with dicks, there's only guys with tits!

“We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.”
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“And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg.
Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter… Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold… that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermo-dynamic miracle.“
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“Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.”(draws knife)

(Draws second pistol) “I have two guns...one for each of ya”

Gold star if you can name the movies for all 3.

a reply to: DBCowboy

gabby hayes
reach for a cloud and hang on

persnickerty female

i never forget a face
but in you case i'm prepared to make an exception

you should be arrested for impersonating a human being

yeerrrr darrrrn tooting
and on that note it is now beer o'clock oorroo
oorroo is aussie for see yer later yer never to bloody old to learn

“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.”

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

Hunter S F’ing Thompson ~ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Book & Movie

Beat that nerds!

“Wait! We can’t stop here, this is bat country.”

a reply to: DBCowboy

Cold Mountain:
"I imagine God is weary of being called down on both sides of an argument."

Full Metal Jacket:
"THis is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine."

a reply to: DBCowboy

roy rogers show
dale evans asks a child about being on her own
the child replies
your never on your own if you know JESUS
dale replies
out of the mouths of babes
a wacko moment for me

hoppy to california after california first wounds a bloke in the leg and as he limps away cali
plugs him dead
you should be ashamed of yerself shooting a wounded man
cali replies
why i was just trying to be humane
you shoot a horse with a broken leg
mate there are a million one liners in the old westerns
back to me beer

originally posted by: pronto
a reply to: DBCowboy

gabby hayes
reach for a cloud and hang on

persnickerty female

i never forget a face
but in you case i'm prepared to make an exception

you should be arrested for impersonating a human being

yeerrrr darrrrn tooting
and on that note it is now beer o'clock oorroo
oorroo is aussie for see yer later
yer never too bloody old to learn

''What was that about hats"

Terry Jones, board member of ''The Very Big Corporation of America''

I'm surprised one of the most obvious hasn't been mentioned, as it's used almost daily in the internet world.

"Never go full retard"